Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I think my subconscious wants some action and good conversation and a beard. I don't know about the action, but I will lend you mine for everything else. Send him on down, then! I'm sure I can find the action somewhere else. No, wait. chase made me promise I couldn't use 9FK. I'm fresh out of ideas.

Had a smoochy dream about the ex before last. I think my subconscious wants some action and good conversation and a beard. Maybe my counsciousness, too.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/67720/

He might have meant a group camping trip, which doesn't seem scandalous or awkward at all to me.

I just finished Black Like Me. Dang.

Next up, The Greatest Generation.

On board I'm the captain, so climb aboard.

Come Sail Away by Styx

I prefer solid/stocky/chubby guys to stick-thin ones. I even submitted a comment saying as much, since I felt that perspective was underrepresented in the answers.

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.

I like to go out dancing. My baby loves a bunch of authors.

-My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors by Moxy Fruvous

I am a writer, a writer of fiction

Decemberists

I just learned about my cousin's YouTube channel, and watched a few videos. I really think he might be certifiably crazy. It's hard to tell between the weed and the beer and the accent and the yelling and the rambling half thoughts, but it sounds like he's saying he holds the consciousness of the Ea...

Once I was the king of Spain! (Now I eat humble pie.)

King of Spain, by Moxy Fruvous

What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor....

TheBlackSheep wrote:I've listened to Joanna Newsom's Milk-Eyed Mender album about three times today. It's just perfect for today. I thought certain people on here (Uffish!) might appreciate that.

Man, I love that album. My recent favorites in that bunch are Bridges and Balloons and Swansea.

Went with my good friend Critter (who I haven't seen in far too long) to buy Quarry passes. Also got sandwiches. Also talked for hours. And watched a Sherlock. I'd forgotten how much I love climbing. And long conversations. And people. (But I remembered about food and Sherlock, of course. How could ...

"Mr Postman, do you have a letter for me? A letter for me from my own true love, lost at sea, lost at sea."

Something by the Decemberists.

My friends and I joined the BYU outdoors club for $5. In return, we got a year-long pass to the climbing wall at Hansen's Mountaineering. Shoe and harness rental was free, and the three of us went every week for months. After a few months, they started charging for shoes and harnesses. Not sure if t...

Extract? Surgically remove? Whittle away?

But the point remains, if they've specifically said "I don't want anyone showing up here, but I guess they can send me a letter," it's a serious breach of trust to drop by anyway. I'd say the best thing you can do would be to ask in your letter if you can stop by and say hi, if you promise...

I just saw The Avengers. And now I want everyone else to watch it too so we can laugh together.

Kind of a Run Lola Run or a Sliding Doors thing?