Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Fredjikrang wrote:Um, Uffish, unless you came really late, you weren't there. . .

Dang. There went all my fun.

Yeah, I had a blast. Thanks.

Katya's a fascinating woman!

Heh. True. Good catch. And I've read, most, if not all, of the series. It's all right, but I can't say it's my favorite.

Oh, no. He's always around. For those who believe. Clap your hands if you believe in Joel!

Ray's gone, unfortunately. I never knew him, but I knew of him.

And bismark, I really hope you made the video of shame, that year. (I hear they log the times of funny things caught on security cameras and compile them.)

I'm glad you guys liked it. I was worried that it wouldn't be funny to non-library security people.

That said, there were some other really cool ones, too.

Birthday Freebies

Defenstrator's Engagement

Rubber Ducks

MTC Salad Recipe

Library Security Battle

ahem. wrote:Two of my questions were in the top ten at one point... I think they've both been knocked out by now, though. Sad day.

What were they?

Thank you, thank you. I've been here forever. I mean, I'll be here all week.

Hey, my answer is in the top 10! I care not if it is entrenched! I appear to love exclamation points!

ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!

...And also why I like Emma. Yes, she's a jerk, and I'll admit, the first time, I was so fed up with her character that I couldn't finish. But when I did, <i>man!</i> Emma is stellar! Talk about character growth, and talk about seeming real and being someone I could identify with. All the LDS fictio...

Movies? It always seems like as soon as the hero and heroine get in an elevator, they're all over each other before the doors finish closing. I've always laughed, and secretly loved the idea.

Also, I'm really surprised Tall Girls/Short Guys is winning. Funny.

Harry Potter: I'll agree it can't compare to many "classic" books. But I think it was a well-written and engaging series, and does a good job of making a fantasy world really accessible to the casual reader. If no one else knew about them, I'd still recommend them as a fun read. Worth the ...

I've read the series, and it's not that I don't like them, it's that they didn't spring to mind. Most of the things I recommended are on my shelves. They're not, because I haven't found them for outrageously cheap, yet. And I didn't find the reference because it's one line in howevermany books, simi...

Uh, I liked all the ones I answered. I mean, obviously I found them at least a little interesting. I enjoyed coming up with all the small round white things I could for the dinner one, I always like trying to get people to read my favorite books, and I was excited to know the real scoop on the trave...

Why does it make you laugh? I plan on some good elevator kissing, next time I'm dating someone. Sounds like a blast and a cliche to prove true to me!

bigthemat wrote:of course, to anyone that grew up in a public school, a bismark means entirely something different....

I went to public school but I'm not catching this.

Then you're a fool. Or trying to stir something up, which you did. Because I'm pretty sure that when you ask them, girls tend to be happy to go out with you.