Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Hey everyone! It's been a while! I kind of just stopped in to see how the Board's possibly-impending-doom turned out. Glad to see we dodged the bullet. I figured I'd check in with everybody while I am here. Life's changed a lot in the last six months. I got engaged. I moved to a new apartment. I wen...

C is for wrote: Also since changing this setting I have noticed that I get an email every time there's a new account to be approved, so I can take care of it almost immediately.

I am also getting those emails.

Okay. Sweet. Thanks for the tip, Marduk. My computer is now being scanned. And it will now let me launch any program that I want. And get on the internet whenever I want. And really, that is all I ask of my computer.

Super useful link. I'll check back when I have gone through some things.

I am not completely new to the internet. I am of course suspicious of the pop up alerts, but these are not just your regular run-of the mill internet pop up ads claiming to be antivirus software. They feel legit, and they are very integrated into my system. (I'm going to try to include some images. ...

My first idea was also 'temple.'

My laptop is kind of sick. There aren't any really terrible symptoms as of yet, but I am concerned they may soon show up. Observations: 1) My computer randomly crashed yesterday 2) When I restarted, windows security (which I think I have previously disabled because it annoys the crap out of me) has ...

Worship OF the Mormons, or FOR the Mormons. I am concerned there may be people out there worshiping us.

(I don't really follow basketball. I am not sure if "wow" is because 52/54 is bad or good.)

Participants for Round Five:

C is for
Dead Cat
Defy V
Tao
bobtheenchantedone
Marduk


Dropped out:

Katya (unless she chimes in sometime in the next hour or two)

Whistler wrote:CMO

...chief medical officer?

OH! Probably committed make out. That makes more sense in a BYU dating context.

Okay, fine.

Everyone gets to keep playing.

Even Marduk.

DL's ice cube suggestion is a good one. The other way to freeze basil would be to simply... freeze it. As is. I mean, wash and dry the leaves and then just... freeze them. Place the leaves flat on a pan so they don't touch. After they are completely frozen, tuck them into a ziplock or tupperware and...

Okay, sorry I haven't been totally on top of this. Life has been crazy. But on the plus side, I'm working an extra twenty hours this week, and it's all time-and-a-half overtime. Woo! Okay, so everyone from Round Two made it through to Round Three (I might have had an issue with bob's "mind,&quo...

[Weird useless story] Freshman year, my roommate and two of our friends applied to work at Aspen Grove the following summer. The two friends were accepted, but my roommate was not and was a teensy bit bitter about it. Apparently there was some sort of VHS (!) introduction/training/indoctrination vid...

Continuing participants from Round Two:
C is for
Dead Cat
Katya
Defy V
Tao
Marduk
bobtheenchantedone

Dropped out:
Imogen

Bazinga!

Tao wrote:I enjoy calling myself (or others if I think they'll not mind horribly) an 'Occidental'.

I doubt many would be offended. But then, I doubt many would even understand what you were trying to say.

Fun fact: My mom is fond of the term 'oriental.' And not just to describe rugs.

Hmm. Should I keep a master list of body parts that have been used? Here's what we have thus far: Dang, I was gonna do that. Y'all just beat me to it. Well, here are the continuing participants from Round One: Dead Cat (x2) C is for Katya Defy V bobtheenchantedone (x2) Marduk Tao Imogen (Why are De...