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Anyway, if I could say anything to the question-asker, it'd be that a sibling leaving the Church doesn't have to hurt the relationship. And that a lot can be done on his/her part by trying to be involved in the sibling's life, and trying very hard not to be judgmental. This is the key takeaway. Thi...

I talked about this once in a question when a gentleman asked for advice about coming out. THIS WAS ALREADY BOARD CANON, GUYS.

TBS as my witness, amen.

OptimusPrime wrote:Stinky butt.

QFT.

Just as a note, you are literally outside of your mind if you think that the Board is generally right of the BYU student body. Outside of your mind. If you had to sit through any social science class for one week, especially during the height of election season, you might begin to understand how con...

I didn't have any anxiety or depression-related issues before my mission, but I had a very long list of past medications and medical history that the doctors with the Mission Department pored over and studied for about a month before they approved my name to receive a call. I imagine a panel of M.D....

We have three books, one of which resides with a writer. Two of them are still placed in the library. As was noted in this question (http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/62663/), the main book that most people are referring to is not on the third floor. It's in an accessible part of the library at eye ...

I was going to tell Yellow to make it say, "EVERYbody loves katya..." but I didn't want to bother him at work.

It's either crazy chance, or Yellow did it. Maybe CPM, but it seems like something Yellow would do, doesn't it?

If nothing else, take out the hard drive magnets and have awesome magnets for your fridge for the rest of your life.

I've considered on numerous occasions to add a few layers of difficulty so it couldn't be solved by any of the base calculators on the internet, but have generally decided against it. I get a text about once a month and then always forget to respond, so hopefully people will just stop texting me and...

Just type in CLS01. You'll see the Year/Term and Teaching Area fields once you get to that screen.

There's only one thing that I've learned here.

No Dice is willing to pay $25 for a movie on Amazon? Holy smokes, buddy. I mean, movies are great and stuff, but I can't think of a single movie that I would pay $25 for.

That's all I have to say. Hi guys.

Clearly, the solution for the whole problem is to just rely solely on the used book market. You get the value of the text, and not a penny of the transaction goes to the pedophile! Win-win. And, as usual, I'll scuttle back into hiding until I have another singular, tangential thing to contribute to ...

I just thought I would say that the telepathy comments reminded me of a different Star Trek episode, "Attached." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attached

For the record, there are several lesbian women married to straight men in mixed-orientation marriages in the Church, and I'd say the success rate of those marriages is proportionally equal to "traditional" marriages. There's also a case of a lesbian woman and a gay man being married and h...

I would find the idea of a so-called "mixed-orientation marriage" to be distateful, and really, ridiculous. Why should I marry someone who has little to no interest in sex with me? If he's gay, he'd rather have sex with a man, not me, and as a woman with a high libido, I'm positive my sel...

I was actually talking about stuff relating to this answer with a good friend of mine the other day. I knew that I'd get some lashback for recommending FAIR, and I know that it's largely deserved. LDS apology is not my favorite thing, but let me just say, not all apologetics are equal. For someone w...

I'm in Hufflepuff. I'm just as disappointed as I always thought I would be.

This is as bad as the day that Foreman told me that of the four Beatles, I was Ringo.

42—shoot me an email or something because I don't know who you are. I may or may not know Brandon and his wife really well. It's entirely possible. And I've talked to Black Sheep about this many times before, but I'm of the opinion that homosexuality/bisexuality/sexuality is a combination of nature ...

As Waldorf and anyone who knows me is probably aware, I'm pretty aware of the happenings in the Mormon LGBT community at any given time, and honestly—1,800 seems pretty reasonable to me. If I was told that 1,800 was either too high or too low, I would say it's too low, if anything. I think Black She...