Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

haha...my "first kiss" was for a play... luckily frederick had more experience than mabel did, so things went much more smoothly and with much less violence than yours HM...and recurred 3-4 times a night, multiple nights per week, for the last week of rehearsals, six weeks of shows, plus a...

portia: well, ten inches is really not that much... bismark and i hung out a lot when i was in provo, but it probably looked funny when i wore flat shoes because he's about 15 inches taller than me...and i'll probably see my cousin a lot now that i've moved by him, and he's about 19 inches taller th...

bismark, are you the 1 (so far) vote for "dinner suggestions"? b/c i gotta say that i marked that one for future reference for the next time that you told me you're hungry and asked what you should eat. haha! as far as the height thing goes, whenever i see a couple who has an out-of-the-or...

well, i don't know about favorite...but the one that definitely caught my attention was Have you ever been tricked by a boy into "watching the submarine races"? my resulting thought process was something like this: ...huh?...oooohh...haha!...no...dang it...could i maybe trick a boy into th...

twice-your-age-plus-ten is obviously messed up...but i'm pretty sure that everyone agrees that generally the age difference thing is less significant as you get older, and more tends to be allowable when it's the man who is older... frankly i seem to have had this problem in recent years of always b...

i do just use the website, and i sort of just skim looking for things that stand out...i'll peruse the questions, but also the questioner, and the answers/answerers ...if there's a question submitted by someone i know i'm much more likely to pay attention, or an answer writeen by a person of interes...

wisteria, i like that i know you in real life because...well, just cuz this seems more fun that way...haha. anyway... i've never had a mutual breakup either. in fact, i've never had anything mutual enough to make it anything to break up. so when i say dating is complicated i don't just mean relation...

well, wisteria, you're right... but, in my defense, i did say less complicated... i suppose statements like that, in order to be accurate, ought to be qualified in terms of types or degrees of complication... but, let's face it, that might not be possible... that's what makes them complicated, right...

yeah, but in the first book harry was just a baby wizard, but in the seventh book he's much more experienced, and if the wands are choosing, then harry has a lot more to recommend himself... while we're into personification, let's say that the wands respect him more because he knows what he's doing,...

dude! i totally read that book for my "writing in the social sciences" class at byu. i'd never heard of it, but it was on a list of books that we could read to write reviews, and i pretty much trashed the whole thing hardcore. then last year there was this guy in my ward who actually owned...

Back to the not-raccoon thing that really has little place on this particularly thread. Mabel, how do you know Garret? I tried to explain our exchange to him, but he was really just interested in who I was talking to, and all I could say was, "mabel." Which didn't really ring any bells fo...

completely off topic... but i gather that you live in the LDS student housing at MSU? total shot in the dark, but do you happen to know a med student by the name of (spencer) garret seibold? (...i know the "do you know" game can be pretty pointless, but it feels great when you win and get ...

oh, they can be cute. the baby ones especially. but when they bite your friend's face at girls camp and she has to go to the hospital, not so cute. or when they're stealing your food. or making a mess of your garbage. or peeing on your sister. or hissing at you through the side of your canvas lean-t...

my thoughts on 36869:

oh my gosh! attack raccoon!

no wait, he's in michigan. of course there are attack raccoons.

(variety of flashbacks from years of fending off raccoons in michigan: some in my driveway, but most while camping.)

not too hard. even i can do that.