Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

TBS-
Thanks for the correction--I was going off of a couple of writers' suggestions and a deadline of about 20 minutes. I miss having people like you working for the Board that actually know stuff :'(
-Yoggy

Well I know I wasn't offended. I just really wanted an excuse to use the phrase "poops all over"

Time lord postage stamps.

If I wear anything on my lips, it gets all over my face. Brass player habits ruin lipstick.

While I don't think Yog quite landed on any reasons as to why Board writers would leave, I would be inclined to think that having older, retired writers back would skew the stats. Most writers start as BYU undergrads and leave the board after a couple years. A BYU student cannot defect without forf...

As another anecdotal story, I have a family friend (very beautiful, also overweight) who met her then-future husband on the internet. When she flew from Australia to America to meet this guy she was internet-dating, she first expressed her worry that he wouldn't like her in real life since she was o...

I'm just weirded out because one of those kids in that video...I went to a weird K-12 school with for a few years. And he was a lot smaller then and played The Little Drummer Boy in our school nativity.

I just can't tell anyone ever. It needs to be hidden from the world.
....Gio, I'm ALWAYS on Gchat! YOU'RE never on Gchat.

I have a friend who dated a girl ten years older than him and they were just lovely together, and nobody cared. They broke up, but that was because of reasons that are complicated and not mine to share:)

GUYS. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WEST SIDE STORY WAS. how did they allow me to live why didn't they just shoot me on the spot. Edit: And... and... I said I hated pop music. And rap music. That's all I listen to now (in a different language of course, but still). Past me would be so ashamed of present me. I ...

it's real everyone. IT'S REAL.
All my 14-year-old angst and misunderstanding of atheism and piercings and ALL OF IT. It's like seeing myself through an unadulterated lens of brutal, brutal clarity.

I just can't handle that I found this thing and it's a real thing.

Oh my goodness everyone.
It's a real website.
I found it.
It isn't BYU related.
BUT I FOUND IT.
I'm not telling you what it is though because it makes me extremely stalkable.

Marduk wrote:Hrmm, I was gonna say something like, "aww. Stupid teenagers."

I have never laughed so hard.

You guys are WONDERFUL thank youuuu

Preez gif me food ideeas. I'm so hongree and tired of icees and mashpotatoz an puddin
how avoid dry sockit, yas? arso, meds kickin in
most of des spellings of mis are intentional bcs I can bcs lortablortablortab
imma eat caulifowr chees soup tnight

Guess what, I would come except for that I'll have just gotten my wisdom teeth out a few days earlier and will be all weirdy on drugs and stuff :/

If every language could have a website as great as talktomeinkorean.com I'd be a happy camper. I don't know anything about the language stuff, but if you could get some native Chinese speakers to help you make supplemental speaking videos, that would be awesome (plus, whatever you do, you can link t...

I know I'm way behind the cool kids on this one, but I'm reading the Hunger Games. I read the first one in just over 24 hours, I couldn't put it down. The other two .. eh. YES! Emiliana, that's exactly how I felt. I could write a diatribe about it, but it's not the place for it.... so know that you...

Call him and say you got a jumbled-up text from him!* Say your phone is having problems! Then, even if he didn't text you, he knows a) your phone is having issues and b) you're still up for tomorrow.

*If you're bad at white-lies don't go this route.

I can't help but be amused at the response to this question. I asked it to make fun of Yog. I don't really care about gifted programs. But I guess this is how you can tell an inside joke question is successful -- the people in the know are amused, and everyone else jumps at the chance to answer too...