Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Katya wrote:

Chrysanthemum wrote:I'd just like to point out that while drinking fountains are strange, the idea of elevators and circular staircases is, to me, normal.

Elevators in single-family houses? Where did you grow up?

I went to a very affluent high school...It was kind of crazy...

I'd just like to point out that while drinking fountains are strange, the idea of elevators and circular staircases is, to me, normal. EXCEPT if you have a house like these people I know, where the elevator goes between the first and second floors, and you take the circular stairs up to the third. t...

I'm so bad at anonymity. I used to answer questions during advertising class. Now it's sort of funny because advertising has taken over my life and I'm not even at quota. also, a certain writer friend of mine discusses board stuff with me all the time, in public places. I'm surprised we haven't gott...

i was there around noon. i didnt see any lurkers. also no one would recognize me i blend seamlessly into the 30,000 students

well. i will be munching on cookies at noon. you can come find me if you want.

oops. sorry for being a little MIA on this. my meetings at 10:15, and I don't think it should go past eleven, but...I have class at eleven. so...yeah. no cookies for chryssie (at least while you guys are getting them. ill be happily munching on the around noon)

awww man people! I have class at ten! And i'm already skipping that to go to a meeting! i can't skip my meeting, too!

Most of the overdue questions are answered, but someone has a placeholder that's keeping it from being posted.

Haha I was sitting in an advertising meeting today thinking about how the Board should launch an advertising campaign. Then I remembered we don't have any money. Back when the Board had that might-be-separating-from-BYU panic I actually started making plans for an advertising campaign. Most of it w...

Haha I was sitting in an advertising meeting today thinking about how the Board should launch an advertising campaign. Then I remembered we don't have any money.

Oof. I've got the social regret. Every time I hang out with people I think are cool, but I don't know well enough to be totally comfortable with, I end up feeling rotten once I go home. Usually it's gone again by the next day, but today I still feel awkward. I totally know where you're coming from....

Hahaha don't worry about it! I'm not offended at all. Trust me, it happens. A lot.

I'd like to comment that our fantastic probies have genders too, even if we're not on the "Current Aliases" page. In case you're wondering, Ace, serendipity, and I are all female. Just sayin.

I was trying not to insult someone I don't know well.

Also, all of this discussion has made me think that perhaps I was just describing someone without realizing it (who, for the record, gave me the last bite of dessert without my asking for it)

Haha well I don't date guys from Arizona anyways (I'm totally kidding, btw. I'm sure Gio is a very nice person.)

I personally would explain to a guy I was dating why he should never call me "woman." Then if he didn't respect my reasoning and wishes, I would feel okay dumping him. See that's what I meant. I wouldn't just randomly dump a guy for doing something he didn't know bothered me. I feel like ...

As I was writing that answer, yayfulness was like "What if he doesn't order dessert?" Honestly, it had never occurred to me that those were unusual. The whole "woman" thing is a little extreme, I probably wouldn't dump him the first time he said it. But I definitely would if he d...

Giovanni=friendzoned.

I was joking in a "I'm dead serious" kind of way.

I wouldn't ever really make a joke to someone I didn't know super well. One of my really good friends moved to Utah when we were fourteen, so now every time we hangout I make jokes about how she's turning Utah girl on me, but I would never say that to someone who didn't know it was just a joke.

Aww Gimmy is that why you never texted me back? Here I thought you disliked me. Good to know you dislike everyone.