Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

You all... you're so open... you realize Giovanni knows who all of you are, right?

Ah, Gio, then your brother has sinned deeply. He lied on his app. Tsk tsk... Did not! This was years and years ago! I even remember where it was -- we pulled into this weird stand of palm trees in the middle of the California desert right after our mother leaped over all of us! Every time we pass i...

Portia wrote: Who is the momma of Craig's baby?

Chemistry is the illegitimate love child of English and me.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
No flippin' kidding. No more wearing high heels without socks.

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

I know that Patriarchal Blessings aren't standard to the Church, but mine quite specifically and deliberately tells me I chose the family I would be born into.

But see, Imogen, Latter-day Saints believe we DID choose our families.

Sounds like a job for Nicholas Cage...

What do we think about SWKT?

Honestly, Nanti, I think werf has gotten the better of you several times... I still love you though and think SWKT is a jerk. Don't let it get you down!

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Oh yeah, reliving high school glory days is SO cool.

Do you know what? Just shut up. Nobody likes a negative Nancy, especially one who derives his (or her?) self-esteem from deriding others -- that's why you keep coming back here. Jerk.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

Meow! So catty, SWKT, so catty!

Wow. Look. You didn't have a party. *is astonished* Something funny, Giovanni - if I didn't know you were in Arizona, I would think you went to my high school. Your teacher sounds a lot a lot like Coach, and your choir sounds like it was as good as ours. Odd. Actually, midear, Mountain View's Chora...

Congrats! Good luck. Do you have a job lined up?

Was it as weird as appointing a fake Cabinet with fake offices full of people who don't know each other? Hey, I know Goober and yellow m&m and Sam and Fred and Random and Portia and chillylint. And they all know me. Again, bob, you forget me :( I'm beginning to doubt the depth of our relationsh...

Whoa... the hostility!

Hobbes wrote:

Darth Fedora wrote: baby polar bear snuggling contests (please pick this one)

As in, who can survive the longest being in close proximity to a killing machine?

And by killing machine you mean scrumptiously adorable balls of love and fur, right?

15 days... 15 days... 15 days...

Dude, even I (yes, I) could understand Taylor Polynomials.

Anti-SARRMM wrote:Wouldn't it be easier to become Hobbes girlfriend or significant other to take over the world?

I'm sorry, but that implies that Hobbes would have a boyfriend if not a girlfriend.

Wyview has upperclassman reserved housing, so it's not all just freshmen. And on-housing is VERY accommodating. I had a friend who lived in the dorms with me who was released from his contract in mid-March so that he could go on a mission; if they're willing to let you out in the middle of the month...