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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39166138/ns/us_news-life/ SAN ANTONIO — A spider monkey named W.C. Fields is roaming the hilly suburban subdivisions northwest of San Antonio after escaping from a primate preserve. Primarily Primates president Stephen Tello told the San Antonio Express-News that the monk...

There was an explosion in China and a fearless monkey bravely carried a puppy to safety:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:You know, I decided something. The borg are vaguely reminding me of CATS. Pretty soon they'll start speaking Engrish, I bet.

We will end them if they do.

I've found the Board to be very entertaining lately. #55069, about facts of each of the 100 Typing Monkeys, was particularly clever and hilarious. It made me wonder who the author really is. Thank you very much. #100 was the primary compiler of the facts listed. It's always good to know that length...

If we had individual votes, one of those options would be running away with the vote count.

Rest assured that each of us is possessed of the wisdom of Solomon Except for #27, the glue sniffer. This is true. And in the interest of full disclosure, #23 is not overflowing with wisdom juice either. But the rest of us carry their load just fine. 98 monkeys with the wisdom of Solomon is nothing...

Good thing there's 100 of you then. Unless, of course, you combined only have the intelligence and strength of one human -- pretty pathetic, monkeys, pretty pathetic. Whoa, Mr. Jessop, we're not entirely certain we like the aspersions you are casting upon us. Rest assured that each of us is possess...

I think there were too many question addressed to the Monkeys that posted yesterday. We quite agree, the questions just kept coming, and some of them were quite time intensive to write. But, what can we do? Readers don't know when four other readers have written us a question, so sometimes we're as...

The excellent Terry Pratchett somewhere (I believe in the book "Maskerade") defines a mobocracy's IQ as the lowest IQ of a mob member divided by the number of mob members. I'm not saying that 100 typing monkeys are a mob, but it does seem like their intellect is suffering just a touch . ....

Okay, there are 100 of you, and you can't come up with a better comeback than that? I'm afraid I'm losing faith in your "Monkey overlords are good for humans" campaign. Perhaps you did not note that we added three additional exclamation points after our previous attempts at insults were s...

Benvolio wrote:Booo, monkeys! I'm over the playing cards. Funny once, not funny twice.

Boo, Benvolio! We're over the...um...er...You're funny once...oh dear, that's not working either...

Boo, Bevolio!!!!

bismark, we wish you to know that there are 100 tongues sticking out in your general direction. And, had bismark been an option in your lame poll we would have cast 100 votes for that option.

Apparently Big Bad #13 was one option too many for the poll. Feel free to vote for him down here by saying "Big Bad #13, you da man!"

So now that we have revealed the species within our numbers we are curious as to which is your favorite. We recognize that in many ways this is a beauty contest, as all you have to base your opinion on is one picture, but curiosity is curiosity. We are well aware that the pygmies are frequently desc...

We are disturbed to find that "CATS is freakin' awesome" is leading this poll. Surely this poll began before the despicable attack that took #13 from us. We are confident that the attack against our numbers has undoubtedly turned opinion against CATS in the time since this poll was initial...