Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

whatever! i love my signature and it will remain on all my posts. muahahahaha!!

awwww my first quote. makes me smile, y'all!

i am SO SICK OF PEOPLE WHO USE BARACK OBAMA'S FULL NAME AS A WAY TO TRY AND DISCREDIT HIM!!! SO HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN!!! WHO CARES!! my middle is elizabeth, that does not mean i'm connected to the elizabeth of the bible. i'm not 80 million years old and giving birth to saints. the person who sp...

i'm just confused about why he made this calender because he's inactive and isn't involved with the church anymore. that would be like me going to a catholic church and making a sexy priests calender.

Wonder if it's about the missionary calendar . . . that one is just silly, in my opinion . . . yes it is! oy i meant to copy and paste the link, but i was sleepy and obviously failed. http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/07/11/shirtless.mormons.ap/index.html i think it's silly. and kinda weird....

I think my title sort of sums it up. check out this article on CNN. i find the kerfluffle amusing (almost as amusing as "kerfluffle), but hope the guy doesn't get excommunicated

hey mom who's not mine, if you listen to the taylor swift song "teardrops on my guitar" i think it has a good distinction on what makes a song country and also pop. there's even a country version and a pop version. they're exact same except that the country version has twangy guitars in th...

"Pop" is a specific genre of music, hence why MJ is the "King of Pop." However, it can cover a broad range of things, from the Beatles (who are also classified as "Rock") to Britney Spears (who is a straight up "pop" artist.) Pop is characterized by catchy bea...

i mean, i got sick of talking about my two bet friends' weddings because of the reasons dragon lady had in her example, but as a good friend i let them talk about it to their heart's content and just put my feelings aside for the time being. now the weddings are over, and we talk about normal things...

i love how these two slip major announcements in unrelated questions. keeps me on my toes and makes me smile.

congrats you two.

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Imogen wrote:i'm only semi-unemployed. i have a summer job, but nothing lined up after august. i meant free agent as in free from school muahahahahaha!!

Including any tuition debt that you may have incurred?

i don't have any actually. i'm very lucky.

i'm only semi-unemployed. i have a summer job, but nothing lined up after august. i meant free agent as in free from school muahahahahaha!!

i went to vassar college. i just graduated 3 weeks ago. so i'm not a student anywhere suckas!! i'm a free agent.

Well, the only people who really care about party unity are people being represented, not the people doing the representing. I mean, if you're not running for any office and you agree with Democrat politics or whatever, then obviously you want lots of people with your beliefs in positions of power....

xkcd, not to get all ranty, but whenever people who are obviously men say women are "whining" it just really points to the incredible stereotypes that still exist. Women are not a minority, and yet are still treated as nothing more than baby making factories. Women still get paid less than...

so graduation is over. it was very long, emotional, and now i feel like vomiting. i must go pack.

i'm waiting before going to grad school. i'm moving to new york city to pursue acting, bartending, and production management.

I would submit that determining the purpose of the institution of marriage is vital to establishing the requirements and standards of marriage. These types of definitional ambiguities are the sort of problems that have to be hammered out before you start setting the rules. Even if there are substan...

http://xkcd.com/294/
http://xkcd.com/59/
http://xkcd.com/84/
http://xkcd.com/123/
http://xkcd.com/357/

the rest that i like are probably inappropriate, but they're really funny.

oh and i never answered yellow!

i don't really know what marriage is for, honestly. some would say it's for procreating, but then people who are infertile or don't want kids shouldn't get married.
i think marriage is for companionship. it's to make a solid commitment to someone you love.