Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

My dad lost my dog today while he was taking a nap.

He found her in the trash sniffing around at the end of our street.

I take it, then, that there are no talks offered by J. Golden Kimball. Hehe, good points... It is weird for me to think that he got away with his language... If an apostle tried that today, I doubt he would last long (actually, I doubt he would even get the call) I had a seminary teacher who, while...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

imogen wrote: that would be like me going to a catholic church and making a sexy priests calender.

I was just about to quote exactly the same thing!

Dang, you beat me to it!

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Yeah... Next year I have two choirs, A.P. Music THeory, A.P. Physics, A.P. English, jazz band/P.E. (a semester each), and, of course, seminary.

I just think that with all of these art related courses, you could think of a better signature.

Imogen wrote:I think my title sort of sums it up. check out this article on CNN. i find the kerfluffle amusing (almost as amusing as "kerfluffle), but hope the guy doesn't get excommunicated

what article?

Apparently, there was a protective sticker missing on the bottom, it was pretty sweet!

I just found a Bon Jovi CD at work for $2 today.

I did nothing. NOTHING! HA HA HA! Well, aside from read an entire book, make punch for tomorrow, and force my sister to clean up some of her room. ...yeah. Well... that sounds like you did do something. Oh man, did I ever . That girl... ADHD nine-year-old who is still adjusting to no longer being t...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I did nothing. NOTHING! HA HA HA!

Well, aside from read an entire book, make punch for tomorrow, and force my sister to clean up some of her room.

...yeah.

Well... that sounds like you did do something.

Why would your own family defriend you? You know, I never found any paintbrushes... I was such an unlucky child. Maybe because I haven't seen them in three years? Oh well. Keep playing, xkcd, some day you, too, will find the paintbrush. 1. So, your sisters have friendships with expiration dates? Or...

I bought a pair of pants for $1.50.

Oooh, mine is still alive. And just as cute as ever. Man, that split paintbrush was such a good investment. In other news, my sisters defriended me on myspace, which means I also don't sign in there, either. Brats (o: Why would your own family defriend you? You know, I never found any paintbrushes....

Alas, for I am not a neopet. And I am too lazy to get into my account, dump a pet a make a new one. Do they die? I think mine should be dead....it has been a few years. Maybe it's a survivor, but I'm too afraid to look. Nope. That is the funny thing. I more or less kept them fed three years ago, we...

I'm kinda wanting to make me one....

Fredjikrang wrote:Yup. I made that years ago, soon after seeing the TV mini series "Merlin." I was a bit obsessed with Queen Mab.

Honestly, I've never heard of it... I rarely watch TV. In fact, the only show I watch is The Big Bang Theory.

Fredjikrang wrote:This reminds me. I'm a neopet too.

Well you look pretty good there. As an Eyrie of course.

Okay, is that your account?

I love how it says she was last spotted "a long, long time ago".

All the fellow neopets in your group are crying... Why is this bob?

I'm a comic. And now bob, you force me to go look up this neopet.

This is reminding me of the time a friend in my ward was sooo concerned about boring people with her engagement talk that she wouldn't talk to me about it at all. I finally had to say something like "So, I hear my cousin proposed to you. How's all that going?" Or My Mission President sayi...

That's my favorite... or maybe Milka chocolate from Germany. I love British chocolate. My mother's from the UK and she gets me chocolate. Heaven. I'm also extremely jeleous of my siblings in Houston, TX. They can get British chocolate at the grocery store. :( For some reason, we have 3 whole aisles...