Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Well, I forgive you for not being able to control time...

But for those of us who can... We already know that BYU gets thrashed by Utah and that watching the game again would be redundant... (and depressing... BYU lost so bad the ref gave them consolation points!)

TheAnswerIs42 wrote:get that extra Godily vibe

Are you sure the poster didn't mean "Bodily vibe" ??

Darth Fedora wrote:whininess, neediness, moodiness, pickiness, and refusing to do something fun because it will mess up one's hair or shoes

I know some guys like that...

Well I dunno what you guys did but I went to RC Willey, got some credit, and used it to buy a big TV!

(Not because I _needed_ the TV... I just need to build some credit so the TV is helping me do that... right?)

I lol'd at this...

bismark walks into the room. the one eyed man eyes him. the room smells of wine and cheap perfume. bismark feels uneasy. the end. You forgot "bismark gets eaten by a grue" and "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." and I'm sure "All your base are belong to bismark" c...

power chord?

I thought that was something you played on an electric guitar...

Yes, well I suppose no matter how I say it someone can come along and easily re-interpret my words to mean whatever they want...

That would be why one book has spawned 6 religions (if you're just counting the major ones...)

My opposition to gay marriage is based on biological facts... If it were _supposed_ to work that way... Then it would be biologically possible to reproduce that way... The thing with that though is that to them, it doesn't matter. Some claim, and while it hasn't been proven to be entirely true or f...

Julie of the Wolves!! I read that way back in Junior High or something...

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence. (Just 361)

Ok... so I modified it a bit to suit my vanity....

Unit of Energy wrote:I just printed out all 10,774 words of my novel on two sheets of paper. Yes I'm behind, and yes it's tiny print, but I can read it and it makes me happy.

So you're well on your way to writing a 10 page novel?

I think, rather than trying to find ways to create a secular argument, we need accept the fact that our moral opposition to gay marriage is based upon our religious beliefs. Ultimately, our goal needs to be to protect the sanctity of the institution of marriage. My personal opinion is that I couldn...

I like dragées on my cake!

Have you tried printing it with the black & white (or monochrome) option turned on?

On my printer... If I don't have a color cartridge, I can still print if I use the black and white option...

But that's probably on a printer by printer basis....

The Count of Monte-Cristo!

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Is that from the 1337 Bible??

63N35I5 1:1:

In 7h3 b36innin6 60d cr3a73d 7h3 h3av3n and 7h3 3ar7h.

The 1337 Bible

And IQ tests are pretty archaic... There are many different measures of intelligence and it gets spread around a bit... IQ, social affluence, artistic ability, physical prowess, experience, etc... are all different "areas" of intelligence Someone may be able to calculate 125156 x 324364 in...

What I can't understand is why people are getting all worked up over the LDS / Utah's influence in the vote... No one in Utah voted for or against prop 8... It was passed by CALIFORNIA voters... So the LDS Church dumped some money into the "Yes on 8" movement... No more so than national an...

FYI, the music was actually recorded by Moosebutter--this guy just recorded himself lipsyncing along. Still, though, it was pretty fun to watch and listen to. That is epically disappointing. Everyone please ignore the title of this thread. The internet is no longer amazing. The internet is a black ...

TheAnswerIs42 wrote:Can anyone tell what the fourth T-shirt is? I see Player, That's what she said, and ADHD, but the bottom left design is just a bit too low to be seen very well.

I believe it says "Witch"

Where the 'i' is a which on a broomstick taking flight...

Though I could be mistaken...