Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Exactly. 100%, 10%, what is the difference?

I think a flat tax is an excellent idea and that CPM's answer relied too much on "christian principles" than fact, ignoring that if we are to talk about "christian principles" we should realize that the Lord instituted a flat tax... I realize that the government can't be run by o...

TheBlackSheep wrote:Welcome back to retirement, Dr. Smeed!

Also, that one kind of soda was GROSS.

Oh man, most of them were awesome, but that one tasted like bile.

I told you my unit is in Las Vegas, didn't I? I'm going to go to the Coke factory EVERY DRILL WEEKEND!

When I first read the title of this thread, I assumed Dr. Smeed was involved somehow, like you were coming out that he was your super-secret identity or you were joined at the hip in a freak accident or something. Anyway, congrats Dottore Modesto! Hahaha, I WISH I were involved somehow. It has been...

Whitney is amazing, across the board.

And they do. The Board has a lot of censoring going on behind the scenes.

I'm not much into history, but I read the mormonthink page Friendly Post-Mo linked. I'm a little sad that Joseph Smith felt that he had to lie to others about his intents with plural marriage. I don't really think that was necessary. Yeah, prophets have never had to lie before. Prophets have never ...

Man, there are some awesome arguments put forth here...

You can tune a piano, but you can tuna fish

Yeah, try listening to a baby scream for an hour and a half when there is nothing you can do about it. That is far harder than some free-response fourier transformer thingamabob.

Easy misunderstanding. I just worked in Alaska for a summer and played hockey up there.

I did. I served in the Washington, Everett mission. Tim the Monkey, if you want some info, e-mail me. My mission president was all about "farming the ghetto" as he put it. He said it's the missionaries' job to baptize people, it's the members' job to teach them the gospel and keep them act...

Haha, this is awesome, talking behind someone's back like this. I love it.

For what it's worth, when I got his goodbye, I thought he thought I was leaving. That shows how frequently I come here.

I win!

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Based on my word choice and writing style, am I a man or a woman? Let's see how good you people are.

WE SHALL SEE

Excellent, thank you! You get a prize!

I will never forget the music we made together *sniff*. Thank you for not making fun of my terrible Morrisey impression.

Or maybe, Juuuuuuuuuust maybe, I'm telling the truth? I'm in the Smith Field House every morning at 6:00, sometimes much earlier, and I have seen the janitors refill the soap. I know that that might be too far-fetched to believe, but it's true. I have seen janitors change the soap as late as 7:15. D...