Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Ooo! Oooo! What do I look like? This could be fun...

I just found out what Bastian screams through the window at the end of The Neverending Story! It's Moonchild!

Wasn't the empress supposed to be named after his mom? She musy have gotten teased a lot in school.

1. The Name of The wind by Patrick rothfuss, how awesome it is, and how I think everyone should read it.
2. A dark blue polo, jeans, my security badge, and my jacket, because it is freezing and I may die.
3. A neat ponytail.
4. Time for a cup of tea.
5. At work, as always.

You don't like Social Security or programs like it? Why not?

Holy Hannah! They must be desparate!

I've been reading for almost a freakin' decade and they've never asked for writers.

I don't think they'd take me back, though.

My good friend, the dentist, has spent his long life amassing a large personal fortune through the work that he loves. He spends that fortune by travelling to poor countries for about two months every year and providing free dental care to those that need assistance. That is, in my opinion, more Chr...

Damasta wrote:Apparently they hated both Christmas and America.

Islamic terrorists, maybe?

I'm not saying that dissenting scientists don't exist; I'm saying no established scientific organization agrees with you and the scientists you know. Source? Forgive me for being skeptical of your veiws. Like Vorpal Blade, I spend a lot of time around scientists who reasearch this stuff and other e...

So, I'd be interested in hearing about other peoples' current toiletries, mainly because I'm looking for a good new brand of toothpaste. Here's the question again: "Currently, what are your favorite brands and types of the following non-gender-specific common bathroom items? 1. shampoo 2. condi...

My geek score is 30.96647%, in case you do plan to do something with them.

Betrayal at House on the Hill is my favorite, followed by five player Rook.

Thanks guys. You're all awesome. I'm glad that there actually are Have fupeople who enjoy reading what I write. I left because I realized I was spending more time at work playing with the Board than actually working. And that just didn't seem fair. When I become a more responsible person, I may come...

I did not know that, but it makes me chuckle. Good times.

I hate today. Today sucks.

Are you serious?

I thought you might be related to her or something. But that's ok.

I have no problem with you expressing a viewpoint which is different than and perhaps unpopular with other posters, provided you do so respectfully and politely. I do have a problem with you baiting people, which is what you appear to be doing. People are more likely to thoughfully consider your rem...

Please, let's be polite. Cognoscente, he's trying to get you mad. And Gay Blade, that's just a jerky thing to do, I don't even care what your political beliefs on this are. Name calling and intentional baiting do not equal a reasonable debate.

I was a honeybee last year. I gelled my hair up into antennae, which was awesome.

The stinger made it a little difficult to sit comfortably, though.

Actually, it appears that Hobbes is getting really weirded out by it.