Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I'm going to try just putting some wet washcloths in bed with me tonight until I can make a rice bag and buy a fan (I hate being blown on, but more air circulation will be better than nothing). Also with my vent unblocked that will help a little. And maybe it was a one-night fluke and they usually r...

Yes, new roommates (that I already know, though I haven't lived with them before) and I always just figure that you turn off the air during the day and turn it on at night when people are actually home. It also has to be less than 74 for me to sleep without nightmares. But I recognize that is not a ...

Ugh, last night I slept in my new place for the first time. It's a townhouse with bedrooms upstairs and it was HOT. I have stuff sort of blocking the vent from getting much air circulated, so I sorta expected it to be a little too warm, but not like 80+ degrees. I came downstairs this morning and th...

Cognoscente wrote:*sigh*

I know that this is probably just coincidence but every time I post something you react this way right after and I'm starting to get a complex

Zedability wrote:Heidi Book's answer was amazing

I almost sent her a PM asking her to marry me but I thought that might be coming on too strong

Maybe they thought it meant single American Fork...

I'm just going to say that A-Dawg ain't no looker himself. Quite unrelatedly, I ran into someone on Mutual last night and my friends didn't immediately understand why I was like "Oh nope not this guy he's a terrible person" and I didn't know how to explain it. (though now I can think of a...

This question and answers helped me really solidify something I was slightly unsettled about re: Harry being a Horcrux. The answer is, he isn't one! And if Voldemort had survived the backlash of the Killing Curse rebounding into him, Harry probably would never have had a little sliver of Tom stuck ...

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/87744/ Ardilla Feroz's answer ... it just kept going ... and going ... so amazingly over-the-top! Inspired me to finally figure out how to change my WiFi network name. Right now I'm going with "ImNotaWitchImYourWifi" but I have lots of other options shoul...

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/87744/ Ardilla Feroz's answer ... it just kept going ... and going ... so amazingly over-the-top! Inspired me to finally figure out how to change my WiFi network name. Right now I'm going with "ImNotaWitchImYourWifi" but I have lots of other options shoul...

This question and its answers were hilarious to me. And you know why. http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/87677/ Is it because meetinghouse cleaning standards suggest only cleaning that which is visibly dirty? Why should our homes be held to higher standards than meetinghouses? Like, we don't have to...

Yeah, if I actually recover my car (which may be possible--kids in my ward mentioned that their stolen cars had often been recovered within a few blocks of the complex), I'm changing the locks ASAP Actually everyone I know of who's had their car stolen from our illustrious abode has had it recovere...

Wow Gio if you don't remember me...

Who caaaaaaaaaares if you're polite turning someone down. Unless you're actually invested in keeping a friendship with this person (a bunch of mutual friends, for example, or you enjoy their company but don't want other ~benefits or whatever) just be straight and don't be nice. (This is a new attitu...

For our stake's production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, we're in charge of finding our own costumes for Go, Go, Go Joseph. I went with a couple friends to check out some options. We took some pictures of our best/most ridiculous outfits. The person taking the pictures chose The W...

Impressed by all of the serious answers to this question that I still think (despite all the earnestness of response) was written by a troll

Last year all the speakers forgot it was Mother's Day, so they just kind of shoehorned in "And my mom is a great example of whatever my topic is" and then went on with their talks as normal. It was great. I hope it happens again this year. Also, we haven't sung "O My Father" in t...

I mean...I was going to do it. But you offered! I'm all about letting people volunteer to do musical things.

Other wards in our building (at home) hand out chocolate bars. That's always a winner. Like, fancy chocolate bars. Every year my mom gets her geranium and sighs and wishes she were in the other ward where they really know how to show their appreciation (with, if not baked goods, at least something s...

I'm loving these ideas. Last night at midnight (which is about 2.5 hours after my preferred bedtime) I came up with the brilliant idea of "Snape is the Worst, don't fight me on this" but I'm not sure if I want to pursue that either. I've got two days :) tell me how Snape is the worst! I n...