Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

This question brought up the censorship of board writers, and I feel like that's come up several times in recent answers. What kind of stuff is being censored?

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you.

Napoleon

My dad bribed me to memorize one of his favorite poems "The Cremation of Sam McGee"... Road trips, baby. It's all about the road trips. At one point I had it well enough to receive the bribe, but now it's fallen apart somewhat...

So, yeah, you could live outside the US for the majority of your life and still run. The thing that gets to me on this subject is that the President is an elected official. The big objection is towards an immigrant who would put their mother countries' interests first, or govern in some distinctly &...

Does anyone know if the board has a booth at involvapalooza this week?

kazoos in sacrament meeting... that'd wake people up... Thanks for the ideas, guys
We actually ended up making it into a kazoo number/interpretive dance about BYU courtship, using "You Raise Me Up." Lots of cheesiness.

So, a friend and I want to do a kazoo duet for a ward talent show- what music should we use?

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I think that Marduk's point is that if we were all more compassionate, caring, and considerate as individuals , the country would improve regardless of who was in political power. And when we (as a people) decide to be angry, selfish, and demeaning, there's nothing the political powers can do to st...

I am the most humble person ever.

Friend 4: Thank you [Friend 2]. That was well put. We offer citizenship to all those who legally go through the correct and LAWFULL process. I refer people to the statue of liberty and what it says at the base of that great symbolic statue. " "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled m...

C_is_for wrote:

TK wrote:I was introduced to the Board by P.D. Kirke before he became a writer...

I meant to point this out before now, but you're clearly the spy sister. Which is totally awesome.

Hahaha... I can neither confirm or deny the existence of (or my existence as) the spy sister...

I was introduced to the Board by P.D. Kirke before he became a writer...