Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I'd just stop wearing panties. Works for me every time.

ETA: I debated editing or deleting this now that it's on the top of the page, but... nah.

Oh okay cool. Guess I don't need to ask my therapist about it then. : )

TheBlackSheep wrote:There is no more bipolar I and bipolar II anymore

What replaced it? I was diagnosed as bipolar II and haven't discussed diagnosis with a therapist since.

One of the things I wanted to get done during spring break was my taxes (since they're due in, oh, five days). Despite being fairly depressed this morning, I managed to gently lead myself into doing it. The last piece of information I need is tax info from UVU. Which I can't access because they star...

My "new" (refurbished) phone does not have any microsd/sim card slots. I guess I shall be forced to travel lightly in at least one area of my life. We'll see if it spreads out into the rest.

19 I think.

Imogen wrote:(bob, have you tried Too Faced's Melted line? SO AWESOME)

I haven't! I've mostly used Ulta's store brand. I'll pick up more expensive stuff as I can find samples/sales.

I'm starting to care a lot more what I look like, due to more income, more self-esteem, and a newly-discovered love for lipstick.

Going back to therapy is the worst. I was doing just fine pretending all this stuff wasn't here. Why you gotta make me pull back the curtain and effing deal with it? I hate everything.

I was cutting paper while standing near my computer and my scissors slipped. Now there's an inch-long scratch in the screen of my $200 monitor.

Another perspective: I was virtually inactive for at least a year (and my church attendance had been waning for a couple of years before that) before I really started questioning. I stopped attending because I was having severe anxiety reactions: difficulty getting out of bed on Sundays, stomach too...

bob rants part II: We had a test today in my last class, which means I could have gotten home super early but I agreed to meet a friend at 3 so I'm stuck here anyway. Also, that friend told me to bring my bible if I had one which is totally fine, because I know spirituality is important to her and I...

I'm in serious trouble in my marketing class. We have a group project due Wednesday, plus my group is giving their presentation on Friday. I have attended no meetings and done no work on either of these projects. This is my fault; I missed the one meeting we did set and haven't reached out to them a...

I dreamed I was at a They Might Be Giants concert and they sang a song about fatherhood. The verses were things like "where is your other sock" "you're going to be late for school" "what have you eaten now" and other such things.

Sometimes I wonder why I still keep going with my business.

Then I look at my stats and find out we've grossed about $10,000 with tutorials alone, and more than $40,000 since the company started, and I feel motivated all of a sudden.

SO MANY THINGS made me happy today. *I am confident I did well (A range) on my marketing test. Which I did not study for. *Yoga is awesome and the first class of my day. *For the first time in a while I connected emotionally in my choir class and it was great. *I got a 92/100 on my astronomy test (w...

This is my second business class at UVU that has been full of students who talk over the professor with the professor blithely continuing on as if he has the whole class's rapt attention. Today, fed up, I turned around and informed the group behind me that there was actually still class going on and...

The book I'm on contract to finish by February (ahhhhhh) is now about half finished - not because I suddenly threw a dozen hours at it, but because I realized a better way of organization that allows me to explain concepts and then trust the readers to apply them to subsequent projects. Little sigh ...

I had a choir retreat over the weekend and stayed up until 7 Saturday morning talking to a handful of the members of the choir. It was actually pretty awesome, even though we had to get up at nine for breakfast and I had a seven hour shift that afternoon.

Just remember to enjoy it while you can, because Obama has direct control of the gas prices and he's going to make them go back up again soon. All of this is part of a big plot to raise gas prices in Europe, by the way.

/sarcastically quoting someone posting on my cousin's wall