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I have a hankering to go to the fancy wine store in West Sugar House today. Haven't decided what I'll get yet though.

I am glad that Van Goff answered this question. I think that BYU would do well to officially sponsor an LGBT resource center and it wouldn't have to "endorse" any sexual activity any more than it's encouraged for us straight folks. Being involved or active at all while being a minority muc...

Entrenched gender roles in Utah County are freaky as hell, guys. In the real world people message, flirt, and express interest in all sorts of ways. I've only recently become comfortable telling strange dudes to buzz off when they tell me to SMILE, so, it's good prep for real life.

So I don't really follow the Bloggernacle anymore since it's not that relevant to my life; however, a lot of friends (some very close) do, especially on Woke Mormon Twitter. Is it true that some of the mainstream blogs are now at least as liberal as I am except I guess technically Mormon, still? I f...

So I got to see Rachel Bloom live in LA, and the bit of hers that I have quoted far too often was her listing her top fears. (Picture really animated hand motions.)

1) Aliens!
2) Ghosts!
3) PREGNANCY!
4) FAILURE!!!1111

This could be a function of age and maturity, as well. It's very different for me now at 29 than at 21. (A disastrous summer camp counselor experience, where I was justifiably stressed about the underage European counselors having a grand ol' time and that potentially reflecting back on me, leads me...

Okay so there isn't a lot on this earth that makes me actually mad, but this does, and there aren't a lot of people on this earth that I actually hate, but my freshman year bishop is one. I wish I had had the experience that Alta describes, but my freshman year bishop announced that he and his coun...

+1 to everything upthread.

According to recent research, "deep kissing" is one of the surest ways to get a woman to orgasm. I (naively?) thought that the French kiss ban might be related to that. Just me?

Here's that original article.

I'm 34 and I have a mortgage and a lawn and I'm a doctor and I know how to drive and I still don't feel like an adult. I rent and therefore have no lawn and might even move into a co-op that seems frankly hippieish and I failed o-Chem and I can't drive but I still feel like an adult? Because I am o...

And as I was discussing very erotically with Zed Are we not doing phrasing anymore? And yeah, I definitely think that the Mormon idea that you need to be actively feeling the Spirit during sex is...super weird, frankly. I think it would definitely kill the mood to constantly be like, AM I STILL FEE...

You know how I know this question-asker isn't married? Because her euphemism for nudity is "nakey"? I think everyone is giving young marrieds of Provo way too much credit in this thread. Haha. Also can the HCO investigate you for being an accessory to texting? How bad are things down south?

I'm less "bothered" and more "intrigued" ... what if Amanda is bi? Rule 34 kids First of all, this is the most tame citing of rule 34 ever. Second of all, I'm pretty sure rule 34 is primarily meant for weird stuff, and being queer and finding yourself in fortuitous situations is...

Also, I have to (rarely) disagree with Zed here, introducing the Spirit/Jesus/any third party into one's erotic/committed relationship now strikes me as just really ... odd, I guess ... I know that in my youth it felt like a freaky threeway, haha, and seems like an introduction of yet another male g...

And as I was discussing very erotically with Zed, my anxiety is sooooo far off the charts that sexting is pretty much a no (of course I find fully clothed headshots of preppie engineers deeply arousing so, TED talks are pretty much pornographic for me)

Okay, sorry, maybe I'm a prude, but if a female married friend was like heyyyyyy will you snap a boobies shot for my hubby I'd be like honey, you're drunk, that's what the self-facing camera is for

NovemberEast wrote:I'm more bothered by the idea of asking friends to take your nude photos.

"Hey Amanda, take my picture."

*takes of clothes* *poses*

"Amanda? where'd you....go?"

I'm less "bothered" and more "intrigued" ... what if Amanda is bi? Rule 34 kids

Zedability wrote:They asked this question?

Hahaha

Taking the career placement test in the Wilk was very helpful for me - it told me possible careers I would be good at and gave me a list of careers to stay away from. If I were this person's roommate I would lure them into taking the 16 personalities test - it's crazy insightful about why certain c...

Darn Millennials, get a mortgage and off my lawn

Yeah so four days after a man confesses he loves me after as many years of knowing each other, he gets a job offer in Shanghai. Okay, then. Immediately thought of a book Whistler and I read at the same time. “One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life w...