Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Yep! I'm just cool like that. Adult squirrels are immune to rattlesnake venom, so they can hold their own in a snake fight. Baby squirrels aren't immune to the venom, so mother squirrels go searching for shed snake skins so they can gnaw bits off of the rattle, and glue it in their tail with their s...

Well, my pet banana slug of three years had recently died, and I was planning on bringing it to my first semester of college with me. So when I found the European red slug at Costco, I decided to bring that one instead. (My roomie/sister had a Beta fish on her desk at the time, so I decided it would...

Are you a library chat person? I've always wanted to meet Snozberry Swirl in person... maybe you could give me some leads?....

oh- this is in reference to http://www.theboardboard.org/viewtopic. ... =snozberry

Congrats, Tally!

Good for you, Imogen. I didn't see it either- thanks for catching that!

YAY!! I hope you have a wonderful life together!

I've been away for a few days, and it was awesome that people were so entertained by eating habits! You guys are super entertaining! The reason why I went into so much detail is because I don't really have any hard-fast rules of what I do and don't like. And it's something I'm really particular abou...

That was awesome! Ninja flag!

I really like the "flicker the light of the campfire" and then the second part "I know a place where no one ever goes" and on the third verse it's a duet of both of the parts. It's a really fun, but calm song. We used to sing it every night before bed. As for silly songs, there's...

Tally M. wrote:Congrats on the advancement to official writership, Squirrel and Tootles!

Aww, thanks it came as a bit of a shock, actually. I logged in one day and noticed that I had a lot more buttons that I could click. How did you find out you got accepted?

mic0 wrote:Tally M!!!!! Are you a writer!?!?!?!

Congratulations Tally! I'm so excited for you!

Best idea I ever had: putting my apartment key on a ponytail holder--I can put the key in my hair when I run (my shorts don't have pockets) and I always have a spare ponytail in case of emergencies. I've been worried about how I can keep from loosing my key when I move into an apartment complex tha...

Don't worry. I just activated the judge-free-zone force field. You're good. We're just glad to have you back.

but-but-but- nooooooooooo! You can't leave me like this!!!!!!

WHOA! Vorpal blade! You're back! YAY! It'll be awesome for my brains to be turned to mush more regularly

I like that one too, Whistler. S.A.M., could you add it in the poll, or is it too late?

Laser Jock just passed the 4,000 mark! WOW! Will he break the record?

so- How would you set them up? They maybe don't keep up with the BB, and you'd have to stalk both of them.... Hah! Stalking for you is no problem. What was I thinking?

YAY! I always like making new friends! It's great to find out that some people like the "old movies" too

I know my family has Father Goose, but I've never gotten around to watching it... maybe I should!

Katya wrote:

Portia wrote:I also had 52 in my graduating class. Weird.

You people with your huge high schools . . .

52 is huge? How many were in your HS?
Also, I'd like to run for having the largest high school graduating class. I believe that mine was 650. Can anyone beat that?