Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Did anyone else read that with, "Maybe I should be more like you when it comes to parenting. No borders. No limits. 'Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. You know best.'" running through their head?

I would feel weird praying that my IHOP chocolate chip pancakes with side of bacon drenched in syrup be good for my body.

Dragon Lady wrote:Dude. You didn't even catch my hint about your footnotes!

I caught it and the topic quote but I didn't have anything to add to the topic. Can I have a pie, too?

Dragon Lady wrote:Yellow tried to unclog my drain for me once when we were dating and ended up breaking the pipe off instead. I went without a sink in my bathroom for 6 weeks. No one can say he isn't tough!

I feel like I might have pictures of this? Now it makes me want to look.

Was the drain unclogging like Hailey on Modern Family with the tears and the gagging? That's probably how I would do it.

Congratulations on them both! (o:

If we're going to turn spam posts into a discussion, then I'm taking out the link to whatever site he had on there. But, yes, continue with introductions.

I have a story that might be on par with your roommate, but I think the person who committed the offense might read the message board.

I have a Roommate Bonding Night activity at 8:30 at Jordon Commons. If it isn't still snowing (so I don't have to worry about being home on time), then I'll stop in for a few minutes.

I'm meeting Azriel for lunch around 1 in Provo and I'm not entirely sure I want to just hang out down there for 6 hours, though the guest list is compelling...

Someone really needs to pressure Az to go!

I have not heard good things about Wonderland. At all. And I even love most things Frank Wildhorn. But I like the other choices. Also, I would go see Anything Goes but that's mostly because I've tried multiple times to see Sutton Foster and she's always out the nights I go (which meant sitting throu...

Dragon Lady wrote:Can we add an option for, "I am equally likely to attend either day, but am not positive that either work." ?

Can we then add an option for, "I'll go if Dragon Lady goes."?

Dragon Lady wrote:Especially when I was single and still making $50k/year.

Holy snot. Apparently I work in the wrong department (o:

And, please, yes, get a cow!

My friend is a temple worker and her car was recently broken into in the temple parking lot. They smashed the back window and took everything in her car. That was at the Jordan River temple. That would be my only worry with leaving my car there all day (though I don't know how common it is to have y...

If they survived me caring for them, they REALLY can survive anything...

Clearly the answer is to just buy a bigger condo.

Craig Jessop wrote:That's how I read it too, and I totally understand. There are some things that, bless their hearts, my everfaithful home teachers just wouldn't understand.

This would be a PERFECT place to start confessing. We'll understand (o;

Marduk wrote:That's.....disturbing.

We're Facebook friends! That's, basically, BFF status right there.

And I'm glad that we've decided to keep expectations low so I don't have to get to know any more of you. Perfect.

Can I just say that I've missed you all SO much? (o:

I think Chilly gave Tangy a run for her money long, long ago. (And no, I don't think chilly is the downfall. I think anyone who takes advantage of her resources and knowledge is the downfall. It's not like she runs around and distributes a list of writers and their real names.) And you're right. I'...

You should illustrate The Phantom Tollbooth. All of it. (o:

I was just wishing I had one of those the other day. DL, I am going to come steal yours.