Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

...to say nothing of the fact that there is a clear, literal and provable definition of "family" in biology. The only ambiguity there is how far extended one can still be considered "family."

I'm glad that detesting list requests is my claim to fame on the Favorites Board

But see, Imogen, Latter-day Saints believe we DID choose our families. This is individual revelation for you, and not for the church as a whole. Just so you know. In the premortal existence we were made aware of the circumstances we would be living in on Earth. It's not a far stretch of the imagina...

Darth Fedora wrote: baby polar bear snuggling contests (please pick this one)

As in, who can survive the longest being in close proximity to a killing machine?

I voted "Darth Fedora is a jerk" because it's the only option I understood.

siiiigh

Laser Jock wrote:I definitely prefer small and used sparingly. Unless the picture actually adds to understanding the answer, it's just in the way. Extra pictures take up lots of space on the page, as well as on the server.

Amen. Witty text is what separates us from... uh... lolcatz.

Okay, so the meaning of this was clear, but I couldn't help but play around with the typo in my mind, and eventually my favorite interpretation was: "Being chased by writers who are being chased by pitchforks and torches." What a mental image. As for unleashing my dream-controlling machine...

I served there. Recently met up with another human who served there, and it put me in something of a mood.

Die, infidels.

Our influence over all of you continues to grow.

I'm happy that I'm apparently beating U2 by a landslide.

I'm very Irish, and I look it. (Pale skin, freckles, blue eyes . . .) I went all out with the green this year: skirt, necklace, shirt, earrings . . . yeah. Irish sovereignty. Discuss. You just gave me an inexplicably strong urge to go adventuring. We'll talk at the *cough cough wink wink nudge nudg...

That one vote for Yes, It Makes Question Answers More Accurate? Yeah, that's me.

Why are there two options for "Yes" anyway? Is anyone going to vote against keeping things reasonable EXCEPT me?

Yeah, you know you want it.

The questioner can do anything they want, but there are two important things to remember: -Writers can also do pretty much whatever we want. -You get what you pay for. In other words, we writers are not indebted to the questioner any more than they are to us, so while I think setting the terms of an...

I'm going for a new personal record: two simultaneous controversies based on really REALLY well-thought-out polls

Just do it.

That just goes to show what you know, Freddie.

Tangy, remember what we discussed about the universal law of D&D and the 100 Hour Board? Does not this party prove me so incredibly right that you just want to go out and fetch me some British chocolate?

I like posting.

But I never have anything to post.

This seems to be the place

Think about this carefully.

I wanted to vote twice, really. It was a toss-up between writer "teams" and Hobbes.

Wait, shoot, did that say LAMEST? Dang it.