Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

anyone else remember these? http://www.pinterest.com/pin/35606653273722397/ i am upset they are no longer available.

i will continue to wear my ginger mane with pride. it's almost long enough for me to pull back in to a ponytail. hecka tight.

My "Most active topic" (14 posts / 2% of my posts).

PSA: I am now to be addressed as bismart. That is all.

Notting Hill.
About a Boy.
Love Actually.

Chase bank is paying for my flight to South Korea and Japan this summer in the form of credit card sign up bonuses... cost me ~$200 for two business class round trip tickets. evillllllll

3 hour church schedule. I was at a Catholic cathedral yesterday at the end of mass. Only 45 minutes. Everyone seemed so happy and cheerful heading home for the evening. I'm usually ready to call it a day by the time the first sacrament meeting speaker makes the same lame joke about getting tricked i...

8? my lawn: get off it.

how about them giants? world series!!!

my new favorite testimony meeting quote: "And once one U.S. Marshall is kicking you on the floor, two or three are sure to follow."

one time the car I was riding in ran over my foot because I was too excited to wait for it to stop before I got out.

does that militantly conservative old dude still hang out around here calling you all to repentance?

I wear my ginger mane with pride.

In high school I was part of the Real Deal Club. Our annual meeting consisted of going on a half mile run at the stroke of midnight on New Years Day (usually below zero in WI) in only our running shoes.

I had a crush on a girl in my ward back in the day. I mentioned this to one of my FHE sisters, so she organized a ballot stuffing campaign for the ward's weekly date box (everyone would vote for two people whoever had the most votes would get $10 from the ward to go out on a date). So, of course thi...

Battlestar Galatica
Mad Men
Community
Arrested Development
Firefly
Game of Thrones
Kings
Downton Abbey

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