Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Call me old-fashioned, but there's no way in heck that I'd let a girl pay for herself if I asked her out. She can open her own car door, hold the door for me when we get to the restaurant--heck, she can drive if she wants to--but there ain't no way we're leaving that restaurant without me covering ...

Gimgimno wrote:If someone named their daughter Abed-nego and I married her, that's what we would name our child.

I've always wanted to name a child Abednego. I think it sounds like a fun color.

Darth Fedora wrote:I'm surprised at how few people around here knew what the Borg was (were?). I guess I underestimated the nerdiness of the readers.

Also, I'd be willing to bet the ending isn't "it was all a dream." I'm pretty sure it's going to be the unveiling of Board 4.0.

Don't ruin the surprise!!

So. Who's left?

Also, Borg Sauron is my favorite. Best new name ever.

There is a Star Trek movie called "First Contact." Watch it, it is available at the Provo library and on the internets. You will no longer be out of the loop. Just sayin'. {Am I allowed to say I'm not a fan of this? Probably not. I support everything the Board does as a collective! :D) ht...

Tao wrote:Bahaha. I think it's well done.

Amen!

Meh. Even after seeing the blog, I'll stand by my original vote. I love you guys, but I am not a fan of inside joke drama junk. It might be funny if I knew them, but . . . maybe I'm just too old? I read the Board for the answers, not the oddly written stuff. But that's just me. Yes. You are old. I ...

I don't really care for any of it either. Gim, do what you will with my 'nym. I'm just referencing the hatred this morning. It's not like we've avoided foreshadowing the future. Ya'll just had to whip out your juicers and start sipping haterade since the moment you woke up. And Marduk is for Marzip...

Yeah... too bad life is trying to kill me. I have a feeling it's going to be successful.


In other news... I'm now a DEATH EATER!!!!


... love having animation majoring friends.

So, I heard there was a place near Provo where you can sell it for $30 a pop. However, the guy I heard this from is currently in Scotland. You guys have experience with this?

I thought the traffic light activity thing was so weird... Then I went to Institute today and they're having a stoplight dance next week. Okay, apparently it really does happen. But how do you get past how desperate it makes you seem to wear green? Or the sidelong glances if you wear yellow? Anyway...

... guys i have a problem. i really want a tattoo, but since that's not going to happen, i need markers/pens that won't bleed.

any suggestions?

So, dear Some Human, I felt you deserved a better answer. I think that the music of the '00s will indeed be "Oldies" come 2047. The styles of the 1940s-early 1960s will revert to their "proper" names, I think: swing, jazz, big band, stoner music, the Beatles, what have you. I of...

Gimgimno wrote:I'm eating crotchos for dinner tonight. Mmmmmmm.

ew. ew. ew.

Definitely gymnastics.

I wouldn't have 2 cracked vertebrae without it.

This may be a bit premature, but the dictator has fallen! Woot! Down with Winfrey! Yah! Her empire shall be no more! Freedom! *ahem* Sorry about that. I'm just gonna say that I love her. She's an example of how you can use social power to aid those in need. And, don't get your hopes up, she did men...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:You guys are lame.

agreed. maybe with a new face this place would liven up a bit.

So... whatever happened to these?

Yeah, slightly intense.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:What's with all these long lost people showing up all of a sudden? Not complaining - I love seeing familiar fac... er... usernames, but why all at once? Odd...

I was looking for a way to procrastinate.