Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.? So our illus...

I love staying up late pretending to do homework.

Nanti, we might have to reschedule our calc review... Ugh... So many things are popping up out of nowhere.

We might have a different view of awesome.

Go for it Chilly, you can always use the quotes from however long ago that never made full fledged title bar status.

At current posting rates, I will pass up Portia in the post list in 29 days, Fred in 187, and bob in 491. And Sam is insane because he has 7 posts per day ON AVERAGE. Wow. Also, what happened to orb361? I miss him. I kinda miss him too. Although, now I'm getting confused with all of these secret se...

Goober wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Goober wrote: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid that is all I have to say on the subject.

You may want to consider the witness protection program for your own safety Goober...

good idea

Wow... if you reread all of this while keeping in mind that Dart is Nanti....

sqrt(-1) wrote:Hi guys! Did you so totally miss me? It's been a while... like 541 posts since my last visit! LOL!

I did. We need someone peppy around here.

I just watched 6 guys compete in a gallon chugging contest.

Naturally they all ralphed.

Holy Cow. That Pirate translation is hilarious.

You know, we have a few people here, and no one posts. Come now, you should at least something helpful to contribute to randomness, otherwise you are not living up to the standard of being a college/high school student. Come now, don't be shy. I've been kinda out of it lately. I didn't go to bed la...

President: Me Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio Secreatary o...

I just passed my first Room Check!!!

Alright!

I also bought the last Arabic Book of Mormon.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Dear xkcd *** and Naazju,

We are the only ones without titles in the last three pages of random chatter. Excellent. We sohuld form a secret society.

Yours truly,
Giovanni Schwartz

I'm up for that. Can we have secret combinations too?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
And thanks for the love, guys. : D

No problem, doll.

Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...

"I can't believe this. This is such a stupid system. I hope BYU does it differently next year." "You have to be kidding me. They did this to us last time too!" "What do you mean, I have to walk all the way around ?" At least none of the comments were angry at YOU. Just...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

xkcd *** wrote:I love football.

It was indeed an excellent game.

Especially when your 1st row end-zone seats were actually on the side of the action this game.

I love football.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?

You did get into college though right?

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:My English teacher told me "Shut up." In a very (I would say a swear word, but that's not how I roll) manner.

Is this the teacher who will be checking over your essay?