Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I saw toilet paper trash in every bathroom in Ecuador when I visited there I was just thinking this! I remember forgetting a couple times and accidentally flushing the toilet paper, and I freaked out -- I thought I was going to break all of Ecuador's sewage system! Even though I was only there for ...

Me too. That was an awesome answer.

I like the rambliness! That's really interesting. Yeah, I find myself thinking a lot like you described--having opinions that conflict, sometimes hating myself inside of my thoughts, but when I look at myself in videos or even in the mirror I seem perfectly likable--but I also like Divya's philosoph...

She walked into the apartment just in time to see me stabbing a squash with lipstick and eyeliner on it on the living room carpet. If she didn't already think I was nuts, she thinks so now. And looking at pictures of murdered vegetables is why my roommates think I'm nuts. That answer was seriously ...

Good advice, Portia, thanks.

My roommate: "[Owlet], you do realize that [guy friend]'s knee and your knee were getting closer and closer as you two sat there, right?"
Me: "Huh. No. Wait what?"
Roommate: "You're hopeless."

I agree, that answer was AWESOME. I loved the conclusion: a very special underwater volcano. I really want it to happen now.

Resisting urge to facebook stalk...

Thanks!

You could always be, you know, up front and honest about your feelings. Haha yeah, when I thought "What would the Board say?" the answer was "BE HONEST!" I'm still...thinking about how it would all go down, exactly...I guess. Still figuring out what "attraction" means ...

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/74866/
I really almost asked this question myself. What would your response be? I'm trying to decide how much to spend time with him without leading him on. I hear that's bad.

Is there an easy way to make those cards, or did you all Photoshop them yourself?

Excited! I just finished re-re-reading the book, and my best friend and I bought tickets for Halloween night. Life is good.

Voted. Mostly just current and recently retired writers. Now I'm wondering who knows me...

I was THIS CLOSE to making a mean comment about how the asker spelled my name wrong. I kind of get where werf is coming from. As a reader I didn't ask many questions because I was worried about what the writers would think of me (which is stupid, because I didn't even know these people, but there yo...

I just wanted to say that because of the Board, I totally thought all the girls here were expected to ask guys on dates. I didn't really think it was that weird when I asked a guy out last week, and I was surprised when someone commended me for "breaking the norm" and now all my roommates ...

The police officer that gave the girls in my freshman building our "rape whistles" said that incidences of sexual assault at BYU were equal in number to other universities, for what that's worth. I'm interested in those stats.

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/74054/

Sego Lily wrote: Be who you are and embrace what you love regardless of where that falls on some bell curve.

I really needed this, I think. It gave me all kinds of warm fuzzies and just really struck me. I wish everyone could read this!

Katya's just saying that. If she told you the truth, she'd have to kill you.

Also, Tally, and Stego Lily, you guys did AMAZING. I know we're supposed to join the Board to share knowledge and stuff, but I mostly applied for experiences like these. You pretty much made my life.

I really like names from mythology. Me too! My name comes from mythology, sort of. I've seen a few Athenas. Iris might be possible...eh, no. I like how Rick Riordan took Perseus and nicknamed him Percy (The Lightning Thief). Maybe Cassie from Cassiopeia? I hate all these names, but one day I'm goin...

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/73727/ First, apology to the world: I didn’t have a chance to read Yellow’s answer before it posted, or I would’ve deleted mine. Oops. Sometimes I get so excited about finding anything relevant, I don’t look at other things. This has happened more than once, and it...