Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be . . ."

-I'm My Own Grandpa

On an unrelated note, why do you think so many BYU students have turned to idol worship?

"But I can't wait until I'm eight, for then I'll be baptized you see"

-I Like My Birthdays

I forgot the "Just". Sad. Adios, amigos.

". . . And I would walk five hundred more to be the man who walked a thousand miles . . . "

-500 Miles

This reminded me of an article that came out a few months after Hurricane Katrina:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/200 ... ture_x.htm

I don't know how close the Monticello temple is to Blanding, but I'm sure that's the safest place on earth.

" . . . He's handsome, he's young . . . all right, he's sixty-two"

-Matchmaker (Fiddler on the Roof)

"Four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened . . ."

-Sing a Song of Sixpence

"I'm fifteen for a moment, caught in between ten and twenty . . ."

-Five for Fighting, "A Hundred Years"

"One short day in the Emerald City, one short day full of so much to do . . ."

-One Short Day (Wicked)

. . . Acts and the Romans, 1 and 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians . . .

-The Books in the New Testament

"First and Second Books of Nephi; Jacob, Enos, Jarom, Omni, Words of Mormon . . ." -The Books in the Book of Mormon I think Cindy inspired me. As a side note, does "Numbers" count in the "Books of the Old Testament," or would you have to go all the way to . . . oh wait,...

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes, five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes moments so dear. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?

~Seasons of Love

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a partridge in a pear tree."

-The Twelve Days of Christmas

That guy quoted D&C 42:18, not 18:42. I'll be honest . . . I'm a bit embarrassed anyone has paid him any attention. Sometimes we Mormons tend to get a bit militant when it comes to defending the Church, and when it's done online it doesn't look good. I've read enough comments on the Deseret News...

That's a butterfly diagram. (Google 'butterfly diagram fft' if you're interested.) I chose it because it was the first image I saw in my Pictures folder and I figured it would look decent even 80 pixels by 80 pixels. And it's a lot of sideways V's, which relates to my nym.

You can call me what you want. V is one of those sharp, pointed letters that means business. Defy is also cool, since I'm generally someone who isn't very defiant. You could even call me Deffie if you wanted.

I'm Defy V. I defy . . . V. Even though I've never seen it. Or most any TV shows. I enjoy reading people's blogs, sleeping, and washing my hair, among other things. I've been reading the Board for almost a year and a half and have been following the Board Board for a little while as well. I usually ...