Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I think that with how things are going, we may have another rivalry on our hands, and this time it won't have any of the writers involved. It's not something I really want, but I haven't done anything on my part to prevent it either. Sorry if it sometimes seems like I'm picking on you. I don't real...

Dude, I always thought of SWKT as a guy or a werf. Why am I the weird one for thinking this way? You're not weird, I thought of him that was as well, well a guy mainly, considering he never corrected the masculine pronouns I always used. I still wonder why he thinks I have been fretting about it......

Y'all are so presumptuous. I just said I was a werf...

Coming out of the closet about being a guy? HA! I actually, genuinely laughed about the thought... Can you imagine that? "Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm attracted to women. No, no, I'm not a lesbian. I'm actually anatomically a man."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, N-S. You can just think of me as a werf.

First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is. That's like telling people in a psyche ward that they're crazy and need to be normal. It just isn't going to do a thing. That's all wel...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:HEY EVERYONE! I BROKE SOMEONE'S HEART! HE WAS TOTALLY CRYING IN THE CHAPEL TODAY!

Okay, I feel better now.

Tell me it was Craig Jessop... oh, please, let it be Craig Jessop!

Actually, I'm interested to hear this story -- tears are the nectar of life to a poor, cynical old soul.

you mean you do not proclaim yourself as an idealist, as someone who isn't inane or silly? How silly of me to think that you haven't been proclaiming yourself as the sane one on the board, it is absolute horrid behavior on my part. First, let me get something straight. I have never said I am not an...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:It seems the parachuter doth protest too much.

THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THAT LINE MEANS.

Oh yeah, reliving high school glory days is SO cool.

Who the heck is Bismark?

First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

I am no wet blanket, I am simply a realist.

How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

But as we all know, bob, the Concert Choir is SO good

This is annoying.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, guys, no parties while I'm at the zoo today. Understand? No parties.

At least no parties Giovanni Schwartz can go to.

"Get over yourself." --ME Sounds good, but it's not original. Wait, seriously? Thanks, man. I guess I'll just have to rescind my submission then. I looked for a smiley to express the tone of this comment, and I thought I found it with the rolling-eyes one. But that one smiles at the end, ...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart sommunist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter

That doesn't make any sense.

"Get over yourself." --ME