Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I assume you mean this one?

"From the halls of Minnesota, to the shores of Tripoli. We will fight our country's battles in the air, on land and sea."

No? What do you mean that's not it...

Hmph. Now I'M out too. I guess no one wins this round.

Okay, here's the thing. I have two more possible answers, but each has a issue. One is an abbreviation, so I'm not sure it counts at all. The other definitely has them singing the name of the state... but it's kind of just a three word intro to a different song. Maybe it's a song all on it's own? I'...

I don't think I have a Connecticut song, so you're good with that one, I guess.

"Romantic, enchanted, Atlantic City. Down on the old New Jersey shore."

(And now I'm going to work. Sudden death to continue later this evening.)

"In Arkansas they go, 'Haw haw haw!' In Tennessee they go, 'Hee hee hee!'" -Some weird kid's song from Tom Chapin.

*sigh* Yes. But I'm sad I can't use my Maine song anymore.

"I am holding half an acre torn from the map of Michigan..." -Hem, Half Acre

I'm not sure how I feel about us debating the pros/cons of a person. Who isn't... you know... running for public office.

"I met a man who lived in Tennessee / And he was heading for Pennsylvania / And some home-made pumpkin pie"

"From the Kentucky coal mines, to the California Sun, Bobby shared the secrets of my soul." -Me and Bobby McGee

"The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas."

Sadly, there is a lot more to it than that. There is ambiguity in other places that casts doubt on whether such a Canadian-born child could be elected US president.

Exactly. I figured I should use that one up before someone else used it as their own free-pass.

My sister and I have been terribly sick all week. She has gone into her work twice for important meetings/presentations, but then left right after. I have been working my normal full-time shifts. She keeps texting me about how she's exhausted from doing a load of dishes and how she can't believe I'm...

"Oklahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain."

Also, I will join this round, I suppose.

"There is no Arizona/No painted dessert/No Sedona"

Dead Cat wrote:Why is Delaware on the list? I thought it was an accepted fact that it doesn't exist.

You are thinking of North Dakota.

Don't flutes have holes in the keys that need to be covered to play properly? (Student flutes have plugs to help close the keys, right? And professional ones have open holes on the keys?) Wouldn't bigger hands be useful for that? Or is that not a thing?

I'm guessing she may mean "salvaged." For those who don't know, when a car is in an accident and the damages exceed the value of the car, the insurance company will total the car, essentially buying it and giving the value of the car to the client. They then take the car, and either scrap...

One interesting thing I noticed is that Super Mario Galaxy (for Wii) is a popular Daddy-daughter game. The 2nd player goes around collecting star things and paralyzing enemies, and it's a much easier role than the main Mario one. When I first saw the 2nd player in action I thought it was kind of la...

Horatio Hornblower?