Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"Businessman he drink my wine."

Jimi Hendrix, "All Along the Watchtower"

"And in the world the heart of darkness, the fire zone, where poets speak their hearts, then bleed for it."

U2, "One Tree Hill"

"The DJ never has it, JAMC Automatic"

Jimmy Eat World, "The Authority Song"

"Operator, well can you help me place this call? You see, the number on the matchbook is old and faded."

-Jim Croce, "Operator"

My dad is a microbiologist at a local university, and a few years ago I worked for him over the summer in his lab, cleaning up after experiments. I got bored at work, and decided to bring my mp3 player into the "dirty" (i.e. exposed to infectious agents) kitchen where I was cleaning pig ca...

I'm yayfulness. I've been reading the Board since maybe October, and I randomly ran into this site a couple days ago. And... not really sure what else to say. The Board is awesome.