Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

There has to be some equation or essential irrational number that corresponds to it all...

I'm having a hard time thinking of a resolution-- anyone have any suggestions?

Now that is what I call loyalty (or addiction, or sheer boredom)-- one of the first things thought of after the start of the new year is to write on the board mb.

While gifts placed under the tree are all well and good, it is also pretty awesome to hide gifts in the tree. For example, that's the way my dad proposed to my mom-- he hid the ring box in the tree. Now, it is a tradition that any time my dad gets a special small gift for my mom, he hides it in the ...

Yeah, you can definitely take them whenever, but the sooner you take them, the sooner your GPA will recover.

Palin is having an effect on us. Have you noticed how often she pops up in daily conversation? Joe Biden is just an idiot. But I won't even be old enough to vote by voting day, so it's not that big of a deal. However, my mom has a good point. If the U.S. is attacked by terrorists, who do you want g...

How would not passing a law that says that a marriage is only between a man and a woman make that happen? It is not passing a law that says religious organizations cannot believe that marriage is only between a man and a woman... Aren't churches like businesses in the fact that they can refuse their...

So, why does it matter?

I am surprised how far-reached the activism on this has gone... today my Relief Society president at BYU-I came around wondering if we would be willing to volunteer for a call center to voters in California. I may seem uninformed, but what is so bad as classifying homosexual civil unions as marriage...

For the mac, there is Adium, which is awesome in how much you can customize it. Every time I change my desktop picture, I change my friend list background to a transparent tint of the most prominent color of the desktop picture. Oh, and my chat windows look like a bulletin board most of the time, bu...

I'm also a fan of http://www.xkcd.com/389/ as well as http://xkcd.com/421/, among so many others. Good times.

I have a date with a shy pre-mi that usually is uncomfortable with talking to anyone, let alone girls, but he is somewhat comfortable talking with me! Hooray for helping shy guys get out of their shells! I'm a firm believer in pre-mis being comfortable with conversation before they have to talk to ...

I have a date with a shy pre-mi that usually is uncomfortable with talking to anyone, let alone girls, but he is somewhat comfortable talking with me! Hooray for helping shy guys get out of their shells! I'm a firm believer in pre-mis being comfortable with conversation before they have to talk to s...

[Eh. You get over it. I have no real vendetta against you. You were the one that made fun of me first, though. Anyways, I am feeling very hardcore. I get to have my first true job ever, (no, washing trucks for my dad doesn't count.) and the pool manager (I'm a lifeguard) assigned me more hours to w...

I did see that debate, but with all the talk about gay marriage and trans-gendered individuals, it seems like it is a bad time to bring it up. Not that I don't love to read controversial issues on every thread and all... and yes, we love Imogen, but werf must be getting mighty tired keeping up with ...

Someone is pleading for an Imogen post on every thread...

You're engaged, Yellow? Unless I'm mistaken and this was a previous engagement, congrats! Was anyone else surprised by this?

My friend had the cherry M&Ms at her wedding reception. They weren't terrible, and actually had an interesting flavor that isn't so typical to M&Ms. It was a nice change.

I know a no-bake cheesecake recipe in which it doesn't call for a spring-form pan, if you're interested. It isn't raspberry (I like it with the cherries it recommends), but it is delicious.