Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Official petition to rename the Board Comment Board the "Kosher Boardboard". All in favor, say aye.

TheBlackSheep wrote:The writers get props for being more measured than I am currently capable of being. Strong work, y'all.

I called him a jerk in one of my answers to his other questions (not yet posted) so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The main flaw being, as you pointed out, you don't owe to someone to go on a first date just because they asked, just like you don't owe it to someone to meet for drinks just because they asked.

I know a professor here who thinks Mormon culture needs something low commitment like going out for a drink (without the alcohol). My understanding is, it's pretty acceptable to meet for drinks for 45 minutes without that implying you want to Date them. And if things are going well you can go grab s...

I mean your coworkers aren't going to enjoy your abstentation if you spend the whole time at the bar looking like you're convinced you've found Sodom and Gomorrah, but as long as you're cool about their choices most people will be cool with yours.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89073/#submission_89073 So I know why people say French kissing simulates sex, but like...if the tongue is supposed to be the penis, the analogy falls apart pretty quickly because girls have tongues too. Unless they've only French kissed where the guy just shoves hi...

TheBlackSheep wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89058/

Thanks, Zed. That made my day, week, whatever. I really appreciate it.

Really though, I love you.

And as I was discussing very erotically with Zed Are we not doing phrasing anymore? And yeah, I definitely think that the Mormon idea that you need to be actively feeling the Spirit during sex is...super weird, frankly. I think it would definitely kill the mood to constantly be like, AM I STILL FEE...

I think it's possible that she was just doing boudoir shots in her undies and the person is calling them nude shots in the same way that a lot of Mormons call anyone who has more than a glass of wine a month an alcoholic.

They asked this question?

This question about women in STEM, for reference. All I have to say is BYU's " Women in Computer Science " website starts out like this: Computer science is like creating a recipe. You create a recipe for a cook; you create a program for a computer. When the cook is following your recipe,...

I thought the fake birth certificate thing with Abinadi/Zarahemla was pretty great tbh. Totally in character to have inaccuracies and double down on them.

Christmas themed talks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think most wards did the choral program last week and this week stakes are doing sacrament meeting only.

I find there's this weird idea in Mormon culture that you need to know each other's passwords to everything to keep people accountable about porn, cheating, etc.

Because the only thing keeping my technology use responsible is the idea that my husband is looking over my shoulder. *eyeroll*

Is it ever in the news for a non-embarrassing reason?

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Wait you mean American politics is not a salvic issue???? *head explodes* *worldview crumbles*

I think if every member read and internalized what the website says, overall treatment of LGBT Mormons/LGBT people in general would improve. But that says more about how crappy some members are than how awesome the website is, which has its fair share of issues. (I know someone who posted a screensh...

Sometimes I wish Uchdorf would be asked to just give all the conference talks.