Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Man, I love being a scientist, but sometimes the "Design experiment. Data makes no sense. Bang head against wall. Repeat." part is soooo frustrating. /venting

Katya wrote:

Marduk wrote:Katya, can I marry you and quit MY job?

Only if you'll breastfeed our future children.

Hahaha, I really shouldn't go on here at work, I'm bad at laughing inconspicuously.

I know it made me really happy. I want to ask him the carp question (http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/67852/) and see how he does the fluid friction, but I'm not sure I want to see a better answer than mine haha

I'm a little confused by a question that I asked the board last week not being answered yet. To me at least it seemed much simpler a question to answer than the others I asked last week. I've had a couple questions lately that have gone significantly over. I think it might be a Board-wide issue of ...

I had a dream I was being stalked by a homeless dwarf, who eventually stole my iPod. Also, one of my legs was significantly shorter than the other, and I had to run away from him while walking on my tiptoes on one foot. It was a weirdly vivid dream.

Also thanks for playing devil's advocate in such as respectful way. I can't even tell you how glad I am that I came off as respectful to you, because I remember writing my response and just thinking, "Man, someone needs to play devil's advocate here, but I am going to look like a huge jerk.&qu...

Personally, I disagree with your sister because while she's possibly trying to avoid what she views as an awkward conversation with her kids, creating this aura of secrecy and deception isn't going to help her kids. They'll figure it out anyways, and all it will teach them is that if they ever do so...

I think parents have a responsibility to teach their kids the teachings of the Church. I don't think parents should assume that kids are going to hear about any topic from other sources - they are the primary educators and nurterers of their children. Currently, the Church's official stance is that ...

That's weird. Everyone I know in Canada knows what a friendship bracelet is. Although, come to think of it, a set of two charm bracelets that each have one half of a charm are also pretty common and called "friendship bracelets", so maybe that's what they thought?

You know, I totally understand why asking girls out is frustrating, nerve-wracking, etc. It's one of the main reasons I'm glad I'm a girl - I don't have to do that. However, I'm not going to say yes to more than two dates if I'm not interested in the guy. I'm busy, he's spending time and money on so...