Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I asked two ninths of those. FYI.

I am very much opposed to colored fonts. Even joking around about that makes me want to whip out my light saber.
And stab out my own eyes.

Oh man, if I had a springform pan I would make a cheesecake RIGHT NOW. But I don't. Instead, I will just have to lust after google image pictures of cheesecake.

Hey, I've been quoted! I feel so honored.

I liked Foreman's pie answer, even though the link he gave to the greatest cookbook ever didn't work (hint hint)

I got a love letter from the math department today. They were wooing me to be a math major. Very tempting...