Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Note: I think that's just a cover of the song, since it was released in 2003. I sang it back in '93. So I think it has deeper roots than that.

Honestly, I don't think that TSW is ever so out of line to justify being censored in the first place. If there are personal attacks, that's one thing, but TSW just paints the truth in the least flattering way possible. I find it pretty hilarious, to be honest. I find their sweeping generalizations t...

Guys, here is a clue: the snake whisperer is always trying to get your goat. If you get indignant at their responses to questions, you are being acted upon—that's exactly how they want you to react. You guys are free to bicker about other stuff, but I don't recommend trying to change TSW like this—y...

Well this escalated! I say that we all take chill pills, address concerns through email, and shut our faces! I think that's a winner suggestion all around.

One, two, three, go!

bobtheenchantedone wrote:PS: I tell a lie. There are still a couple of writers left from when I started reading.

Yellow and CPM are actually immortal. I don't know if that's in the archives, but it's true.

wired wrote:I feel like Humble Master, Katya, Claudio, and Pa Grape are in a class entirely their own.

I just sent that quote to Claudio. Hopefully his head will fit through the door of the corpse flaying room that he's been entering lately.

Someone missed Elder Scott's fireside!

(hint: it was Katya)

Up is the only animated feature in the history of forever besides Beauty and the Beast to have been nominated for Best Picture. BECAUSE THEY STARTED NOMINATING TWICE AS MANY LAST YEAR. If they had always nominated ten, Pixar would have a half dozen nominations and half of the other Disney films dur...

Optimistic. submitted a comment doing exactly what Katya mentioned. I don't like it because The Incredibles sits at number 2 all because Paperback Writer doesn't know a good movie when it punches her in the face (or produces a forcefield around her face, or runs around her face, or turns into a lead...

CAUGHT AFTER THE VERY ACT, I SAY.

THIS JUST IN: FOREMAN IS A SHAMPOO THIEF. HE DROPPED MY SHAMPOO ON ITS LID AND CHIPPED THE PLASTIC.

CAUGHT IN THE VERY ACT, I SAY.

Awwww, look! I posted months before I became a writer? D'AWWWWWW.

I will be there from 10-12 tomorrow! So don't come from 10-12 if you don't want to see me!

For the record, the Claudio's baby is also adorable, healthy, and big: 8 pounds, 14 ounces. Mrs. Claudio is also doing well. I feel bad stealing Claudio's thunder making this announcement, but (1) he doesn't hang around here much these days so he wouldn't do it, and (2) I'll never have kids, so maki...

The Claudios are going in tomorrow for a c-section, and Waldorf thought she was in labor yesterday and I haven't seen her online since. So I imagine she's either still in labor or had the baby.

I think I'm at liberty to disclose these details.

I should be there! You need me to bring anything, Dukster?

ahem. wrote:What happens when you confront an innocent roommate who just accidentally knocked over your washcloth creation and then kindly picked it back up?

Overcompensate and beat the crap out of them!

ahem. wrote:The new ceiling fan I just installed is capable of creating hurricane force winds in my room.

Awesome.

I love it when you walk into a room with a ceiling fan and are blown to the ground once you get under it!

Duckie—you don't effectively hide your thunder? Shame on you.

Dude, you people are all wrong. Shampoo thieves are WAY worse. They're close to impossible to catch; you have to booby trap your shampoo bottle or memorize how you put it down to confirm that they are doing it. Then, the confrontation is incredibly awkward—if they deny it, you can't prove anything! ...

My older brother gets really, really, really, really cranky when he's hungry. He realizes it, but I don't mess around on Fast Sundays when he's around. I get shaky after a really really long fast, but I've only ever done a few of those. And I can't really go 24 hours without water, because I can't r...