Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Yay for kidnapping!
It was much fun.

I tried those M&M's, they were pretty weird. Normal or peanut M&M's are good enough for me.

I've had all of three computers, a Mac, a Windows and now another Mac. My first Mac got really old and outdated so I didn't want it anymore. The windows one day refused to work. So now I have an iMac. It's my friend. Most of the time I use Macs, seeing as I'm Bob's sister so her dad is my dad so we ...

Wait a sec, when did I say "Please don't stand on my dagger"? I don't remember this!