Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Actually, bismark, having offended you officially marks the high point thus far of my writership. Thank you for helping me reach this pinnacle; I hope for many happy returns.

Hey, Dave, it's not my fault... I mean, really, you aren't a writer or anything.

Sorry. *Shrugs*

Yeah, but... what about the ice cream answer? That was the same week...

Okay, I'll admit it. The peanut butter was way more fun.