Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk, you have really crappy friends. Just sayin'. This should cheer you up though:

http://www.nataliedee.com/052510/the-sp ... to-man.jpg

That story is still blowing my mind. I'm sorry you had to sit through that. I am still game for hunting down these friends of yours and giving them a good shins-kicking. Let me know either way.

I can't imagine saying such aggressive and condescending things to a person I barely know. Then, I can't imagine saying such things to someone I know really well. In conclusion, I can't imagine saying such things at all. I especially dislike that he's not even attacking specific things or ideas you...

ditto to NerdGirl. I vote for Black Sheep's question.

ditto to Marduk's post. and what's with all these writers retiring at once? crazy...

Cognoscente wrote:What the hell is wrong with that? You can pee AND socialize! Why should only women get to do that?

because when women do this, they aren't actually watching each other pee. They simply escort one another to the bathroom, and then go into separate stalls - with doors.

U GAIS! Story time. So, Bob has been pretty much religiously trying to keep me away from her bedroom. I became curious, so I snuck a peak when she went to the bathroom.... WALL TO WALL Twilight posters. It was freaky. She even had a lifesize Edward doll complete with sparkle action in the corner. I...

I guess you could just tell him it bothers you. Be nice and don't be over dramatic. ("Hey, when you use the bathroom would you mind shutting the door?") or... because that would be zero fun, the next time he pees with the door open you should just totally freak out. Start yelling that you ...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:You guys. A chocolate bar with bacon in it. ????

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/ ... candy_bars

sorry bob, not even chocolate bacon can distract us from the fact that you heart twilight.

Oh. My. Goodness. I just found out that the person I thought was The Black Sheep in the library that day was actually her . Of course, I was just like Nem here and was way too chicken to go up to her. My only chance. you should have done it - she is really cool to talk to. No she's not! She's super...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Then what's this? http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twi ... p?uid=2560

OH SNAP.

I just can't imagine that skinny jeans would be even remotely comfortable, even if they looked good on the wearer. Stretch pants are one thing, because the fabric is soft and thin. But denim is hard and thick. Mix that with the tightness of stretch pants and it seems like a recipe for pain. down wi...

Those bright colors are really fun - I like them a lot. Maybe instead of worrying about boutonnieres, you should do pocket squares for all the guys. Just make the groom's a different color, or have one with a fun pattern, like this: http://www.robertredd.com/itemimages/Pocket-Squares-and-Handkerchie...

Tangerine is using the computer next to me in the computer lab. I am too chicken to say hello. Oh. My. Goodness. I just found out that the person I thought was The Black Sheep in the library that day was actually her . Of course, I was just like Nem here and was way too chicken to go up to her. My ...

I'll admit to being a bit confused by this question; did Maddie-girl (luv ya) mean that no one ever asks the Board what their style is? Or that no one ever goes up to people and asks what their style is? Probably the former. I'm just slow. It could go either way, though! Anyway, I recently threw aw...

So, y'all know we're planning to move. We have the opportunity, as we do that, to actually register a domain name. How do you, the general membership, feel about that? Would you all be okay with something like "theboardmb.com" or should we grasp our chance by the horns and be really cool ...

Sounds like it. Incidentally, this is slightly off-topic, but I heard that the board may soon be loosening some requirements on potential writers (specifically, that they may not require applicants to be BYU students anymore), and if so, I will soon be as brave as Unluckystuntman. That would be sur...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

UnluckyStuntman wrote:I will be submitting my application this week to become a board writer.

You go, boyrl!

is that like a weird hybrid of boy / girl?

I will be submitting my application this week to become a board writer.