Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

You all need to shut up and read your Correlation-approved handbooks before you get excommunicated.

[insert rant here about annoying stuff]

mocha shakes anyone?

(actually not for me, but my church missionary grandparents are in love with them..)

check out my blog for an awesome tomato-butter sauce.

We were given a little "tea" cheat sheet to carry around with us. I wish I still had it... Anyway, "ryokucha", aka green tea, was on the "not allowed" list. Dunno what the source of this cheat sheet was however. And come on, there is nothing like a cold cup of mugicha o...

Why? I like it and it's easy when I'm stressed out. I'm just talking about sauce mixing options, not the merits of the meal itself.

because then there would be one less thing to argue/get upset about and one more tasty meal to enjoy.

Perhaps you should just stop making lazy man's spaghetti.

My wife's wedding dress (it was her mom's dress and they attempted to alter it without actually measuring it on her) arrived a week before the wedding and was no where near close to fitting. Two days before the wedding my mom and her walked into one of the bridal stores in University Mall and found ...

I went into the MTC about 4 weeks before my 19th birthday. Came home a week before my 21st. (Yes, those three weeks prove I am extra righteous.)

What about the (perhaps apocryphal) story of President Kimball telling Steve Young that football was his full-time mission? I found this unsourced essay that refers to a similar episode (though in this case it was Elder Maxwell who said something vaguely-and-not-too-similar to the supposed mandate ...

What about the (perhaps apocryphal) story of President Kimball telling Steve Young that football was his full-time mission?

I have one and only one blog. Sure, it has changed URL and blogging platforms a few times (much to the chagrin of some), but I like to keep things simple and all in one place.

Though I do tweet...
And post pics to Flickr...

In Japan I saw a toilet that would lift up the seat and turn on a green glow inside the bowl so that when you stumbled into the bathroom during the middle of the night, everything would be all set to go and you didn't even have to turn on the light. A bit off topic, but why in the world do we not ha...

type of computer
type of cellphone
blogging platform

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE, I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

men shouldn't wear matching outfits at a wedding. it makes them look like they are in a chorus line. *protip*

best thing i've ever done: cup of cake mix, 1/2 cup of water, microwave for 90 seconds. instant cake. bam.

C is for wrote:I think he means that totally random conversations belong in the random ramblings thread. If this is going to be another totally random conversation thread that can get pretty tiresome.

yup.

Not to be a wet blanket, but wasn't the reason we originally created the "random" threads was to have a place for conversations exactly like this? mods?

The Bends.

brit boy