Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

battleship not a submarine... but whatev

i agree... i was rather underwhelmed by the final battle..

ok fine i didnt... that was a 2 am joke attempt.. sigh

i wrote that question.....

nevermind.. been proven wrong:

"then the intruder shot a stunning spell from his wand and jumped neatly backward out of teh window with a crow of laughter"

major plot hole in #7 (with spoilers)!!!!!!!!!! the elder wand obviously plays a major role in the story, along with the whole method of becoming the master of it. so they talk about how people get the wand: gregorovich: unknown. grindelwald: steals from gregorovich. dumbledore: defeats grindelwald,...

the sword comes out of the sorting hat when and neville uses it to chop off the head of nagini. if i remember correctly, the sword will come to a gryffindor who is in need of a weapon for a great act of courage (or something along those lines).

finished days and days ago (ie i am the coolest one here)

well, i wonder if you found them funny, unlike how everyone found my jokes at the party last night un-funny.

I really wish I could recommend Perry Bible Fellowship: http://pbfcomics.com/ , but it has some really naughty ones... so i will just link to some (clean) favorites: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif#23 http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF31039BC-Sun_Love.jpg#32 http:/...