Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I don't think people who fake like they're a famous person should be appointed anything. And I don't want to be part of this... enterprise. What?!!! You mean he's not the real Craig Jessop? And here I was thinking that he quit directing the Tabernacle Choir to be with us more. You have just destroy...

Or you could just have a party and Giovanni doesn't get to go.

I don't think people who fake like they're a famous person should be appointed anything. And I don't want to be part of this... enterprise.

Was it as weird as appointing a fake Cabinet with fake offices full of people who don't know each other? You don't happen to be related to Hobbes do you? I don't think Hobbes and his family have a monopoly on snark. Although if we were related, I'm sure that would make for some interesting family r...

Was it as weird as appointing a fake Cabinet with fake offices full of people who don't know each other?

I hope you signed your real name. Weird looking pseudo-military acronyms would do wonders for your cause.

No, I'm sorry, that's not possible. We do everything we can with all of our animals to encourage natural behaviors, and hugging people doesn't fit under that category. Also, it will be at least a couple of years before polar bears return to Hogle Zoo. Alas, there aren't even any polar bears in Hogl...