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Dude.

So what does the new "abuse" button do? I'm afraid to "abuse" someone's post (which, actually, sounds kind of fun), until I know what it means. I tried searching informe, but all I found was an announcement that an "abuse" button had been added.

I thought it was an awesome episode. I just think they could've used another hour to wrap a few more things up. It didn't bother me that Sayid ended up with Shannon. And I understand why Mr. Eko wasn't in that room at the end (read here ), but I sure wish they'd put Michael and/or Walt in. I had act...

Twice I’ve tried to show why I consider the argument of Garrett and Robinson to be illogical. Let me try again here. They state: This does not indicate that the wine used in the sacrament was merely fresh grape juice. The wine commonly used for the sacrament in the nineteenth century Church was f...

I don’t put much stock in the scriptural commentaries, preferring to “drink upstream before the cows have stepped in it.” Nevertheless Damasta has given us references to at least six doctrinal commentaries on the Doctrine and Covenants, and five out of six support the position of the Church, ...

I haven't seen any particular prevarication about the etymology of words translated as "wine" except from laypeople who try to argue that it could mean anything other than fermented grape juice. To add to the problem, there are words which do designate "unfermented grape juice"....

Here's another: When asked about whether Latter-day Saints who publicly opposed Prop. 8 would be subject to some kind of church discipline, Elder Clayton said those judgments are left up to local bishops and stake presidents and the particular circumstances involved. "All we can say is that the...

Marduk wrote:I remember getting a lot of crap for wearing singlets while participating in wrestling. Just sayin'.

That's because nobody wants to see a man in a singlet. Just sayin'.

So I think this is still on-topic since whoever asked the question essentially ripped it off of Giovanni Schwartz' question, but I've actually had a century egg, too, and they weren't that bad (though I was told they were "horse p*** eggs"). The egg white is pretty tasteless and looks like...

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So I totally understand that clothing affects performance and that that matters to athletes. But I've seen lots of people in tight, skimpy running clothes who definitely aren't athletes. I think that they should use better judgment when choosing their running attire.

Unit of Energy wrote:Although the strangest person I met was a psychology major.

Agreed. Psych majors take the cake. I have yet to meet one who didn't have moderate to severe psychological problems of their own. It's where people of odd fit try to fit.

Best of luck, SS.

Sad to see you go. Best of luck to you in all your endeavors.

I'd rather have a bathroom painted light yellow than see something like this (warning: rated PG-13 for weirdness and a violation of the 3rd Commandment).

...But this is also the kid who had mayonnaise sandwiches almost every single lunch for 10 years. A mayonnaise sandwich being just bread and mayonnaise. I think I just threw up in my mouth... On a related note, one of my mission companions, who was from Puebla (the only state in Mexico where they r...

You win. It was the latter.

I don't identify with the girl in this thread. For me personally, my greatest hope and dream is to have a wife and kids that love me, and want to do good. If I can manage that, I don't care if we are rich or poor, what I do for a living, what kind of house I live in, if my wife is gorgeous in the e...

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