Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Oh yeah, the Nazi Mormon. One of the few left that takes the whole "white and delightsome" thing seriously and is actually disappointed that the Church downplays all the historic racism these days. Super super gross.

I'm proud to say she blocked me on Twitter.

I've been incredibly anxious for almost two weeks now. Three doctor's visits. Three new prescriptions, plus referrals to a counselor and a psychiatrist, and the doctor really wanted me to check myself into the hospital. I've only attended two class, one today and one Tuesday, since the start of the...

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89064/ If "the brain is interface between the body and spirit," is the spirit making API calls to the body? And does death result in an HTTP 404 or a 500 error? Would demonic possession be the same as a MITM attack ? Oh, and prayer is opening up a VPN tun...

I picked up a bottle of Glenlivet 15 this evening. It's amazing how much smoother it is than the 12-year. Woooooooo

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89108/ Date who you want to date. You don't owe anyone a chance. In fact, barring some sort of relationship, you don't owe anyone anything . Once you've entered a relationship, the equation changes, but as long as you're deciding who to date, you do what's right fo...

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89091 I think Mormons have a misconception about how people who drink alcohol view teetotalers. The submitter might be surprised to find out how understanding most relatively liberal offices are. Lots of different religions proscribe alcohol. And there are lots of ...

NerdGirl wrote: I think the most random one involved Mr. Clean and Betty Crocker.

HOT.

Don't worry Zed. I appreciated your Archer reference. And Rule 34 just states "If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions." Which doesn't mean "anything could be sexy," it's closer to what TBS said. It just means that sexuality is so varied and people's interests are so mult...

They asked this question? Bingo. I think it's possible that she was just doing boudoir shots in her undies and the person is calling them nude shots in the same way that a lot of Mormons call anyone who has more than a glass of wine a month an alcoholic. hahaha. Yep. Or R-rated movies are pornograp...

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/88949/

You know how I know this question-asker isn't married?

Aw, thanks!

And now I've got dudes mormonsplaining my references to me and it's taking me all my self-control not to post this in response:

So after noticing a startling similarity during a conversation, I made a twitter parody account . In 48 hours, it already has more real followers than my actual Twitter account, which is almost 6 years old. So, that's kind of obnoxious. Feel free to follow it. Just don't reveal my secret identity (h...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Share passwords all you want but DON'T create a joint FB account. That is the worst.

Oh god yes. That is the worst. Might as well have a cover photo with "We Don't Trust Each Other!" in bold font.

yeah.

Oh, and Alex, if you ever find this thread--if you ever think doxing and ruining someone's life is a hilarious, justifiable joke, if you ever do this kind of thing again, I'll give Mom and Dad your Reddit account. What, did you think that was a secret? You're ridiculously easy to find. Who the hell ...

Holy shit. That's my brother . And to clarify, he's both trolling, and he has a complete lack of empathy that makes him delight in the suffering of others, especially for perceived "faults." He's been a shitty troll for a long time now . This particular one is quite a bit worse than I'm us...

Oh man, and History Has Its Eyes On You is just the best kind of pure old school gospel.

right now, like, all of them. I need some time to digest it.

Early standouts:
Bangers: My Shot, Immigrants
Ballads: Theodosia #2, Burn

And of course all the demos are fantastic.

http://fox13now.com/2016/12/02/byu-idah ... otographs/

C'mon, BYU-I. Stop. Just stop.