Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Okay, I very much had fun with that fact. You win!

I had absolutely no fun with that fact, TBS. Give me another one (o:

My phone broke in half (flip phone!) and so I'm currently phone-less and distraught about it. But thanks for the random reminder (o:

I did mean the 19th! It's been that kind of day at work!

The 12th is my super awesome (or at least mildly interesting...maybe) birthday dinner, but I'm free on the 15th.

DL, I called my mom after I realized there were no temple announcements. She very patiently (sort of?) explained those only happen in October.

Craig, I have a feeling C is about to reject your proposal....

Also, dances are THE worst. Even girl's choice.

Craig, you're so cute asking girls out. Keep up the good work!

If we stop going to the temple, we won't have to deal with the disappointment (o:

I've always imagined you to be a philanthropic sleeper. Suspicions confirmed.

I need to post the picture on my blog, but my coworker, for her gift, brought a "Shave Me Barbie" where she put in a pink disposable razor, cut the Barbie's hair to about her chin and then glued the hair on the Barbie's arms (and arm pits), legs, chest and, yes, even face. It was horrifyin...

DL: I've had my invitation for WEEKS. They must just love me more than they love you. (o:

And congratulations, guys! I'm really happy for you both!

She's just crazy. You might also be crazy too. Granted, the extent of my budgeting is looking at my bank account before I buy anything to make sure it has money in it, so who am I to judge? (o:

@krebscout -- why does your FB not have pictures of your costumes? I totally want to see! My sister told my parents and me that we would be uninvited to her Halloween party if we didn't dress up (the Halloween party where we were the only guests...). I already was wearing a dress from work and had a...

I go to a family ward (though I'm still young enough for a single's ward) and I LOVE it. All the babies! Plus, single people like hanging out with other single people so they aren't terribly interested in watching their friends get married and leave them (broad generalization, of course, though in m...

I'm not sure of sources outside of the temple offhand, but some of the revealed doctrines of the nature of the resurrection sure seem to me to reinforce the idea of being buried near family whenever possible. ....? Now I'm not entirely sure we've been going to the same temple. I asked my friend who...

Yes. Which is why I had to move to a family ward with all my friends (o:

I have talked to each of my bishops about it. It can't be that much of a blind eye.

I saw the title and it made me sad since I ate Twix and fruit snacks for breakfast, three Krispy Kreme doughnuts for lunch and am about to make popcorn with a side of Oreos and milk for dinner. Curse you spam person for making me feel bad about my clearly awesome choices.

I've been going to a ward not in my boundaries since I got home from my mission. The first was a single's ward where my cousin went and I started going to church with her apparently enough for the bishopric to tell me I could just be in the ward. Then I made friends in that ward, they all aged out a...

Oh, wow. Congratulations Whistler!

And DL, it sort of ruins the elation I felt at having a secret if you TELL everyone! Not cool, buddy (o:

I can't even remember what I did over the weekend. Clearly it was not as meaningful for me as it was for the rest of you.