Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Once upon a time... in a galaxy far, far away... Yeah... That's all.

If I were to run for president, and I were to take recommendations for what cabinet position you would like to have, what would you pick? You don't have to say "I would be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development." You could be "Secretary of World Domination" or "Secretary...

Sam, meet bob. bob, meet Fred. Fred sees a cat. Do you like green eggs and ham?

What's it an abbreviation for? I don't think I ever was told.

six

Total for the day: 5. I think his name is facetiously more complicated than you make it sound. I think it's pretty good that I get them all in the right order...at first.

Umm.. Yeah... Back to random 2.0 (I rue the day I lost thee!!!)... This Family Circus reminded me of the whole crayon thing. They learn to live with each other. Even if they have different names.

No. I'm just trying to remember what letter comes more than once and which one doesn't. It's just easier my way. Anti-assasrmasrmasmrasmrmasrmamsrmamsrmasrmamsrmasmrmasrmamsramsrmasrmsmrmasrmasrmamsrmasrmasrmamrsmasrmamsrm. If it was ten times fast before, that was twenty-seven. Total for the day:4

I'm here again. But I actually had a resaon for once! Total count for the day: 3

Why? Why do you do this to me, Portia? I can't believe it.... I'm going to go cry. I'm her, by the way. Total count today: two. And bob (and anti-ssaarrmmarmaasrmasrmasrmasmrmasrmasr), the reason I wanted to do this was to show you how often I get on this site, which, for today, may be lower than no...

Anti-SARRMM wrote:It won't be long now, that MM's (or some other candy like Skittles) name flavors like Crayola has named colors. Soon we will be tasting Awesome, Rad, and who knows what else.

HA!

Yeah, um, I think that inside is the chocolate flavored part. But I've heard they're actually pretty good.

ew

Anthropologistical (I dare you to pronounce that one!) . Anthropologistical. An (ant without the t), throw (like a ball), pole (like... I don't know. The kind I almost ran into in the middle of campus today?), lodge (like when you go to a ski resort and get too cold so you go to the lodge and drink...

I think it's fine having a few questions no one votes for, IMHO. Ha! I love using acronyms that no one else uses, because they are so old school.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:But, see, he wrote that using the Mack Wilberg identity. I wasn't sure what to call him, so I put both.

Nuh uh.

Don't mock Craig. Call him by his proper name. Just because he had a short identity crisis, doesn't mean you have to make fun of him.

Craig Jessop wrote:I pinched a girl in mission prep today.

I don't know her name.

Craig, you're awkward.

Portia wrote:
And enlightenment and entertainment=not waste of time, unless you spend hours and hours a day.

I plead the fifth.

I was only comparing them because I spend WAAAAYYY too much time on both of them; I was not saying they were similar besides that. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

You can blame my entrance to the board on my brother Craig, like just about everything else I do that is wasteful of my time (mostly just the board and Facebook, but hey, give credit where it's due, right?)