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[chillygator]

Especially when I was single and still making $50k/year.

Holy snot. Apparently I work in the wrong department (o:

And, please, yes, get a cow!

[Dragon Lady]

Ok, now you all have my doubting my paycheck. Maybe I'm remembering wrong? Looking at the world through rose-colored glasses? I know I started at a higher-than-average salary, because I trained most of my department on what we were doing before I ever worked there. So they thought I deserved more than entry-salary. And I know I got several raises along the way, because they loved me and couldn't live with out me. (Even to this day, almost 2 years later, they still talk at meetings about how they wish they were back in the Dragon Lady Era. Haha. I love having friends inside those meetings still. But maybe it was just $40k? I… don't remember now. Curse you all for making me doubt my awesomeness!

[thebigcheese]

Dragon Lady = sugar mama.

[Dragon Lady]

Dragon Lady = sugar mama.

Only for the first year of marriage. Actually, a month or two less. Then Yellow got a job earning more than me and I used my paycheck to pay off all of my student loans. Then Dragon Baby was born and I took 6 weeks off, then worked 6 more weeks, then I was all about turning the bacon-bringing back to Yellow. I wouldn't change a thing. Except maybe quitting before Dragon Baby was born… working from home full-time with a newborn is nigh impossible. Never again!

[Katya]

$40,000 / year is roughly $20 / hr. Do you remember what your hourly wage was?

[Dragon Lady]

$40,000 / year is roughly $20 / hr. Do you remember what your hourly wage was?

Nope. I was paid salary, not hourly.

[Katya]

$40,000 / year is roughly $20 / hr. Do you remember what your hourly wage was?

Nope. I was paid salary, not hourly.

Wait—was this when you were involved in that big meth operation? Yeah, you could easily pull down $50,000 a year cooking meth.

[Dragon Lady]

$40,000 / year is roughly $20 / hr. Do you remember what your hourly wage was?

Nope. I was paid salary, not hourly.

Wait—was this when you were involved in that big meth operation? Yeah, you could easily pull down $50,000 a year cooking meth.

Remind me never to confide secrets in you again, k?

[Marduk]

If you're only pulling down 50k a year cooking meth, you're doing it wrong.

[Dragon Lady]

Why do you think I'm not cooking meth now?

[Whistler]

guys... this is a public record...

[Dragon Lady]

Dear policemen, FBI, and whoever might stumble upon this…

I AM JUST KIDDING! I don't even know what goes into meth. I worked for the LDS Church which is about as far from cooking meth as you can get. Yeesh.

[Marduk]

Actually, I'd say freezing meth is as far from cooking meth as you can get.

[Dragon Lady]

[Tao]

Actually, I'd say freezing meth is as far from cooking meth as you can get.

Heh, you'd need some higher-end appliances to freeze many of the ingredients for meth, so there goes your profit.

Best to go back to the 'working for the church' story. Much more plausible.

[Marduk]

62484, for reference.

Good job on working a Simpson's reference in there. Did you use skeleton power?

[D.A.R.E.]

If I had, I would have thought to include a YouTube link. I'm kinda regretting it now. So I'll make up for it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WlTuerGvOs

[thebigcheese]

Heh heh. That's a great episode.

[Katya]

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/62583/

[Katya]

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/62569/

An interesting answer to a question I'd never thought about before.