Pirates and vampires (37003)

[Humble Master]

I'm just curious what people are thinking (and I was also ashamed at how long we all went without a new post here)

[Eponine]

I think that the vampires, being emotionally stunted due to the number of friends/signifigant others who had left them because they had a drinking problem, would be happy to make any friends they could. However, the pirates would be all-too eager to take advantage of the vampires, as was evident in the third pirates movie ("Drop your guns or I'll kill him." "...kill him... he's not our man!"). Once the pirates had sold out the vampires, probably to several small gothic cults around the world, the vampires would be ready to drop their budding relationships and get revenge on the pirates for emotional damage. From there, it's another bad pirates sequel. "Pirates of the Carribbean 4: Undead Man's Chest."

[Humble Master]

So I just read that Dreamworks and Universal are going to make a movie about cowboys fighting aliens. They obviously read 37003 (http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=37003) and realized the box office goldmine that was sitting there. The full story about the movie is here:
http://www.variety.com/article/VR111796 ... id=13&cs=1