Mormon Twitter shenanigans

[Cognoscente]

So after noticing a startling similarity during a conversation, I made a twitter parody account.

In 48 hours, it already has more real followers than my actual Twitter account, which is almost 6 years old. So, that's kind of obnoxious.

Feel free to follow it. Just don't reveal my secret identity (he said, using a different secret identity).

[mic0]

I saw you like that Twitter but didn't realize it was you!! Pretty funny, tremendous even.

[Cognoscente]

And now I've got dudes mormonsplaining my references to me and it's taking me all my self-control not to post this in response:

[Zedability]

I thought the fake birth certificate thing with Abinadi/Zarahemla was pretty great tbh. Totally in character to have inaccuracies and double down on them.

[Cognoscente]

Aw, thanks!

[mic0]

My coworker suggests that instead of "Mormonsplain" the verb be "Mormsplain" which is really fun to say.

[yayfulness]

This is perfect.

[Shrinky Dink]

If I used twitter, I would definitely follow this

[Whistler]

ha! hilarious.