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[S.A.M.]

You can call me polygadater. -Giovanni Schwartz

[S.A.M.]

The Fifth Floor Goddess is a harsh taskmaster, m'dear -Portia

[Katya]

He was attractive, but not fourteen kids attractive. -Tally M.

[Squirrel]

Fine. You are Mr. Prettylicious. Now where is Avatar Jake and who have you replaced him with? -Dead Cat

[Portia]

We're not stuck up. We're just better than everyone.

-Giovanni Schwartz

[Portia]

coke is a communist plot! even the can is red!

-Zedability, on the BYU caffeine ban

[S.A.M.]

I wasn't sorted into Hufflepuff. I was condemned to it.

-Gimgimno

[S.A.M.]

That's the thing about trying to figure out the "rules," though--everyone's playing a different game.

-Uffish Thought

[S.A.M.]

"Stop apoligizing all the time, it's so annoying!" -- "I'm sorry!...crap."

-Zedability

[S.A.M.]

books are cooler than cool people.

-Emiliana

[C is for]

Okay. It is decided: I prefer thinking about how I'm single. - yayfulness

This one would've been good for today too.

[Talons]

Hurricanes? Why don't we just nuke 'em?

[Emiliana]

The turtle was before we were righteous.
-Gio

[C is for]

She shot your couch, so her lap is probably your only option for where to sit.

[S.A.M.]

I'm not quite as annoying in real life as I am on the internet. Unless you're related to me.

-Giovanni Schwartz

[S.A.M.]

It entertains me, so here I am. Stinky butt.

-OptimusPrime

[S.A.M.]

I was like, BUT I'M INNOCENT!!!!! And then I was like, wait...

[Digit]

"People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty. I think it would be great."
-James D. Watson, co-discoverer of DNA source

[mic0]

" It takes a nut to appreciate nuts in desserts, sho' nuff." - Art Vandelay

[S.A.M.]

the degree of a person's faithfulness is not directly correlated with how much you love them -Gimgimno