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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by adw@wrightsahead.com » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:15 pm

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Re: mb title bar nominations

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Giovanni Schwartz » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:11 pm

Every time I see a post from this account, I think it's spam, until I realize that the quotes are at least funny. Even if they're not from members of this board.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Giovanni Schwartz » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:50 pm

Katya wrote:I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone.
Or the whole quote,

"I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone. I was going to throw you a gallstone shower."

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Katya » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:43 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
Katya wrote:I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone.
Or the whole quote,

"I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone. I was going to throw you a gallstone shower."
:lol:

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:13 pm

"I want a cat," "You are stupid, here are some good dog breeds."
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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:23 pm

Conceal O'Canth wrote:Is the word for "unicorn" slang for anything bad in Russian? Nope.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:45 am

The Entropy Ninja wrote:Congratulations! You're probably not a raging narcissist!

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Digit » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:54 pm

"Do not use Victoza if you are allergic to Victoza" -Commercial for Victoza, yet another pharmaceutical product
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Genuine Article » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:32 pm

Digit wrote:"Do not use Victoza if you are allergic to Victoza" -Commercial for Victoza, yet another pharmaceutical product
Seeing that ad made me yell a long drawn out "Victoza!" because it reminded me of this bit from The Simpsons where McBain yells "Mendoza!"

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by mic0 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:43 pm

"If you need a revelation about what salad fork your kids should use, you have maje problems." - Portia

And the following comments about salad forks are all winners, too. :D

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Digit » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:37 pm

Jon Stewart wrote:Grammar: It's the rules what make your mouth feel dumb.
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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:02 am

Babies and cats die and leave you but squashes are forever.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Giovanni Schwartz » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:12 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote: I think my camera does add ten pounds. To my boobs.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Dead Cat » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:06 am

Yellow wrote:But first I will do dishes. Because that is the manly and priesthoodly thing to do. Yes, I am in the kitchen.
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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:49 pm

Concorde wrote:If I think someone is super cute, I'll hold eye contact for such an inappropriately long length of time, they'll never want to talk to me again.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:53 pm

Be aggressive with newsprint. It works.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Whistler » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:37 pm

"[...] literary monogamy baffles me" -Portia

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:45 pm

We could have up to a third of our conversation in Doctor Who references. That's a bit much.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Katya » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:01 pm

Portia wrote:Be aggressive with newsprint. It works.

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Aww, you beat me to it!