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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by S.A.M. » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:55 am

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:45 pm

We sometimes think that being grateful is something we do after our problems are solved, but how terribly short-sighted that is. -Uchtdorf

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:22 pm

"The accents glare on the words tonight, not a cognate to be seen..." -=Optimus Prime=-

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by S.A.M. » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:56 pm

I have more to worry about from you than the other way around. -Imogen

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Post by Portia » Tue May 06, 2014 4:06 pm

(she's much more high-strung than me)

Is that...
Possible? Treatable?

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Digit » Sun May 11, 2014 8:30 am

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Digit » Thu May 15, 2014 1:13 pm

Ask your doctor if medical advice from a television commercial is right for you.
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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed May 21, 2014 2:16 pm

I wasn't explaining croissants simply for your benefit. - The Chalice of Evil

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Thu May 22, 2014 3:27 pm

None of them plan on having the same life as me, and that's how it should be, because we're different people. - The Artist Formerly Known as the Bayesian Conspiracy

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Random » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:39 pm

Concorde wrote:I am definitely rather pissed that you are minimizing my feelings.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. -Joseph Chilton Pearce

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by mic0 » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:02 am

"Coffee: The Broth of Satan" - The Vicar of Dibley (hilarious British sitcom about a female priest in England)

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:47 am

"[NPR was] really making a documentary about conservatives, because many of their listeners and reporters had never met one in person." Haleakalalalala

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Post by Portia » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:51 pm

Any sort of self-judgment based on things out of your control is unfair. ~Anne, Certainly

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:52 pm

mic0 wrote:"Coffee: The Broth of Satan" - The Vicar of Dibley (hilarious British sitcom about a female priest in England)
Download Bach's coffee cantata and read the translation. Hilarious.

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Post by Digit » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:13 pm

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:10 am

The fact that Doc McStuffins’s patients are her toys doesn't really call for any statements, studies or opinions from the medical community. -Concorde

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:11 pm

Don't let your happiness or worth be defined by your relationship status. -Sheebs

{This is one that I have been struggling with to a great degree in the past six months, and was just what I needed to hear!}

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:41 am

Well, I ended up with a gay guy who says I remind him of Lindsay Sterling. - me (out of context this might be one of the funniest things I've ever said)

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by Portia » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:22 pm

Pickiness is the enemy of happiness.
Save your hundreds of dollars in therapy and take it from me, your self-worth has to come from you.
I, for instance, like writing 100 Hour Board answers. It gets my mind off my endlessly complicated love life.
You have worth because you are a human being just like the other 7 billion of us with ideas and hopes and dreams and reason.
No man got married under 22. No woman got married over 26. No one got married over 27. (Lasciate ogni speranza.)
Liking yourself isn't self-indulgent: it's necessarily for mental health.
And here we have a collection of quotes for a psychologist to ponder. Why am I so much harsher on myself than I am to anonymous undergraduates? I'm pretty sure I've thought the most extreme version of the opposite of these sentiments in the past couple of months. Ha.

I'm also much wittier on paper than in person. If you've ever had a romance conducted primarily in You've Got Mail fashion, the transition to your awkward, unvarnished, real-world bundle of nerves can be a lot to handle.

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Re: mb title bar nominations

Post by mic0 » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:32 pm

"This, of course, is the origin of the old saying, "When's the best time to become a fossil fuel? Millions of years ago. When's the second best time? Still millions of year ago.""

Lol, M.O.D.A.Q. :)